Shaved steak and brown sauce on a bagel, coffee.
Boru
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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Putting it in my mouth
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Shaved steak and brown sauce on a bagel, coffee.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Pork rib meat in honey jalapeno sauce with rice. A few bites delivered honey and jalapeno. Most delivered nothing.
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Hot dogs with sweet & hot mustard and sweet & hot jalapeno slices. The jalapenos are from Hyvee. They're a bit different. Kinda good.
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Chicken and cheese empanadas, L&P.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
I tottered into the grocery store and was inspecting the filets mignon. One of the butchers came over and asked if I needed help. I told her that I was just looking. I wandered further into the meat isle and spotted some great-looking Porterhouse steaks.
Walking back past the meat counter, the same butcher asked me if she could help. I told her that I had found some nice Porterhouse steaks, and thank you. About an hour ago, my wife told me that I was cooking the chicken tonight (we usually eat chicken) because I threw the chicken she incinerated a few days ago in the trash. I ate enough burnt meat to shorten my lifetime as a kid, I don't have to eat it now. Now, all I have to do is totter out to the grille and back with those steaks without dropping them. Doors will be left open, as the tottering is minimized by using a cane. #ArthritisSucksMaybe I can get boiled baby potatoes without scorching.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
(May 30, 2024 at 8:01 pm)Fireball Wrote: I tottered into the grocery store and was inspecting the filets mignon. One of the butchers came over and asked if I needed help. I told her that I was just looking. I wandered further into the meat isle and spotted some great-looking Porterhouse steaks. You're becoming long-winded. How old are you now?
"What a little moonlight can do." ~ Billie Holiday
(May 30, 2024 at 8:25 pm)Foxaèr Wrote:(May 30, 2024 at 8:01 pm)Fireball Wrote: I tottered into the grocery store and was inspecting the filets mignon. One of the butchers came over and asked if I needed help. I told her that I was just looking. I wandered further into the meat isle and spotted some great-looking Porterhouse steaks. 71, you young punk!
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
RE: Putting it in my mouth
May 30, 2024 at 9:06 pm
(This post was last modified: May 30, 2024 at 9:27 pm by awty.)
(May 30, 2024 at 9:04 pm)Fireball Wrote:(May 30, 2024 at 8:25 pm)Foxaèr Wrote: You're becoming long-winded. How old are you now? Pretty damn bold to ask you how old you are because of your post when he posts that you messed the bed in your sleep. j/s
Send lawyers, guns, and money...
(May 30, 2024 at 9:06 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:(May 30, 2024 at 9:04 pm)Fireball Wrote: 71, you young punk! *shrug* Never had a problem with saying whatever. People always being downers by stating, "you can't say that" and my response is always, "of course, I can".
"What a little moonlight can do." ~ Billie Holiday
But back on topic:
Sliced tomatoes and cubed cheese.
"What a little moonlight can do." ~ Billie Holiday
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