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Putting it in my mouth
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Shaved steak and brown sauce on a bagel, coffee.

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Pork rib meat in honey jalapeno sauce with rice. A few bites delivered honey and jalapeno. Most delivered nothing.
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Hot dogs with sweet & hot mustard and sweet & hot jalapeno slices. The jalapenos are from Hyvee. They're a bit different. Kinda good.
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Chicken and cheese empanadas, L&P.

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I tottered into the grocery store and was inspecting the filets mignon. One of the butchers came over and asked if I needed help. I told her that I was just looking. I wandered further into the meat isle and spotted some great-looking Porterhouse steaks.  Hungry  Walking back past the meat counter, the same butcher asked me if she could help. I told her that I had found some nice Porterhouse steaks, and thank you. About an hour ago, my wife told me that I was cooking the chicken tonight (we usually eat chicken) because I threw the chicken she incinerated a few days ago in the trash. I ate enough burnt meat to shorten my lifetime as a kid, I don't have to eat it now. Now, all I have to do is totter out to the grille and back with those steaks without dropping them. Doors will be left open, as the tottering is minimized by using a cane. #ArthritisSucks

Maybe I can get boiled baby potatoes without scorching.
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(May 30, 2024 at 8:01 pm)Fireball Wrote: I tottered into the grocery store and was inspecting the filets mignon. One of the butchers came over and asked if I needed help. I told her that I was just looking. I wandered further into the meat isle and spotted some great-looking Porterhouse steaks.  Hungry  Walking back past the meat counter, the same butcher asked me if she could help. I told her that I had found some nice Porterhouse steaks, and thank you. About an hour ago, my wife told me that I was cooking the chicken tonight (we usually eat chicken) because I threw the chicken she incinerated a few days ago in the trash. I ate enough burnt meat to shorten my lifetime as a kid, I don't have to eat it now. Now, all I have to do is totter out to the grille and back with those steaks without dropping them. Doors will be left open, as the tottering is minimized by using a cane. #ArthritisSucks

Maybe I can get boiled baby potatoes without scorching.

You're becoming long-winded. How old are you now?
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(May 30, 2024 at 8:25 pm)Foxaèr Wrote:
(May 30, 2024 at 8:01 pm)Fireball Wrote: I tottered into the grocery store and was inspecting the filets mignon. One of the butchers came over and asked if I needed help. I told her that I was just looking. I wandered further into the meat isle and spotted some great-looking Porterhouse steaks.  Hungry  Walking back past the meat counter, the same butcher asked me if she could help. I told her that I had found some nice Porterhouse steaks, and thank you. About an hour ago, my wife told me that I was cooking the chicken tonight (we usually eat chicken) because I threw the chicken she incinerated a few days ago in the trash. I ate enough burnt meat to shorten my lifetime as a kid, I don't have to eat it now. Now, all I have to do is totter out to the grille and back with those steaks without dropping them. Doors will be left open, as the tottering is minimized by using a cane. #ArthritisSucks

Maybe I can get boiled baby potatoes without scorching.

You're becoming long-winded. How old are you now?

71, you young punk!  Hehe
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(May 30, 2024 at 9:04 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(May 30, 2024 at 8:25 pm)Foxaèr Wrote: You're becoming long-winded. How old are you now?

71, you young punk!  Hehe

Pretty damn bold to ask you how old you are because of your post when he posts that you messed the bed in your sleep.  j/s
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(May 30, 2024 at 9:06 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:
(May 30, 2024 at 9:04 pm)Fireball Wrote: 71, you young punk!  Hehe

Pretty damn bold to ask you how old you are because of your post when he posts that he messed the bed in his sleep.  j/s

*shrug*

Never had a problem with saying whatever. People always being downers by stating, "you can't say that" and my response is always, "of course, I can".
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But back on topic:

Sliced tomatoes and cubed cheese.
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