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#popesickle.

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"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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(April 21, 2025 at 5:09 am)Mr Greene Wrote:
(April 21, 2025 at 4:57 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Maybe this time, don’t pick a geezer.

Boru

List of cardinals seems a touch one sided for anything else...
Do they even allow women to be priests yet or are they still trying to make medievalism great again?

Fun fact: Of the 252 cardinals in the Catholic Church, only 135 are eligible to take part in the Conclave. The sole criteria of eligibility are A: they're currently active cardinals, B: They're under 80. 

Of the 135 eligible cardinals, only 33 are under 65. The youngest is 45.
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Takes time to drink enough kool-aid to make it to Cardinal.
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(April 21, 2025 at 11:08 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote:
(April 21, 2025 at 5:09 am)Mr Greene Wrote: List of cardinals seems a touch one sided for anything else...
Do they even allow women to be priests yet or are they still trying to make medievalism great again?

Fun fact: Of the 252 cardinals in the Catholic Church, only 135 are eligible to take part in the Conclave. The sole criteria of eligibility are A: they're currently active cardinals, B: They're under 80. 

Of the 135 eligible cardinals, only 33 are under 65. The youngest is 45.

So of the 135 voters, only about 25% are younger than 65?

Good luck with that keeping on, then.

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(April 21, 2025 at 11:51 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:
(April 21, 2025 at 11:08 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: Fun fact: Of the 252 cardinals in the Catholic Church, only 135 are eligible to take part in the Conclave. The sole criteria of eligibility are A: they're currently active cardinals, B: They're under 80. 

Of the 135 eligible cardinals, only 33 are under 65. The youngest is 45.

So of the 135 voters, only about 25% are younger than 65?

Good luck with that keeping on, then.

So, what you're saying is that someone should sneak into their conclave and pop a really loud balloon suddenly?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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(April 21, 2025 at 11:51 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:
(April 21, 2025 at 11:08 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: Fun fact: Of the 252 cardinals in the Catholic Church, only 135 are eligible to take part in the Conclave. The sole criteria of eligibility are A: they're currently active cardinals, B: They're under 80. 

Of the 135 eligible cardinals, only 33 are under 65. The youngest is 45.

So of the 135 voters, only about 25% are younger than 65?

Good luck with that keeping on, then.

Sort of like Fireball said, becoming a cardinal takes time and a LOT of moving through the politics of the Church just so you can end up on the Vatican’s radar.
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(April 21, 2025 at 11:08 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote:
(April 21, 2025 at 5:09 am)Mr Greene Wrote: List of cardinals seems a touch one sided for anything else...
Do they even allow women to be priests yet or are they still trying to make medievalism great again?

Fun fact: Of the 252 cardinals in the Catholic Church, only 135 are eligible to take part in the Conclave. The sole criteria of eligibility are A: they're currently active cardinals, B: They're under 80. 

Of the 135 eligible cardinals, only 33 are under 65. The youngest is 45.

Reuters published an article listing the seven most likely cardinals to succeed Francis. The youngest is 66.

Boru
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(April 21, 2025 at 11:08 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote:
(April 21, 2025 at 5:09 am)Mr Greene Wrote: List of cardinals seems a touch one sided for anything else...
Do they even allow women to be priests yet or are they still trying to make medievalism great again?

Fun fact: Of the 252 cardinals in the Catholic Church, only 135 are eligible to take part in the Conclave. The sole criteria of eligibility are A: they're currently active cardinals, B: They're under 80. 

Of the 135 eligible cardinals, only 33 are under 65. The youngest is 45.

So young and spritely in comparison with the regular churchgoers then... 
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