(June 28, 2025 at 2:22 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:

(June 27, 2025 at 3:32 pm)Ahriman Wrote: If I were to be put in charge of this world, most people would be fucked. Completely fucked.

If I ever end up running the world, expect a 10-20% population decrease in the first few years.

I might be looking for ministers of:

War.
Religious genocide.
Justice.
Revenge.
Depopulation.
Armaments

And someone to design really cool uniforms.

Only qualified people need apply.

Why would you get rid of 10-20% of the people in the world, why wouldn't you just make more people....getting rid of people like that would be extremely impatient, not the mark of a good leader.

(June 28, 2025 at 1:15 am)Jackalope Wrote:

(June 27, 2025 at 4:59 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: When you’re put in charge of ANYTHING, there will be a bicycle path between our two countries.

Boru

That soon, eh?

Yeah, I don't fancy his chances.

Boru

(June 28, 2025 at 2:35 am)Ahriman Wrote:

(June 28, 2025 at 2:22 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: If I ever end up running the world, expect a 10-20% population decrease in the first few years.

I might be looking for ministers of:

War.
Religious genocide.
Justice.
Revenge.
Depopulation.
Armaments

And someone to design really cool uniforms.

Only qualified people need apply.

Why would you get rid of 10-20% of the people in the world, why wouldn't you just make more people....getting rid of people like that would be extremely impatient, not the mark of a good leader.

Because 50% is a bit ambitious for the first year.

If I ruled ze world, I would invest in some sort of mass communication system (probably electronic in nature) whereby the average person could emphatically wrong about multiple subjects at the top of their voice.

I envision this as...wait, what? Oh. Never mind.

Boru

A bad person with good intentions will always be better than a good person with bad intentions.

(Everybody but me and my monkey.)

(June 28, 2025 at 11:30 am)Ahriman Wrote: A bad person with good intentions will always be better than a good person with bad intentions.

Nonsense.

Boru

Happy birthday to me!  

The high speed lane is moving at 75-80 mph most days. Not today. One blithering idiot doing 54, matching speed with the semis in the middle lane, had a mile long train of traffic stacked up behind it. O to be so wonderfully clueless and carefree! I imagine that driver thinking, "gee there is no traffic at all today" because of the miles of clear road in front of them. Who uses mirrors, anyway?

Some say kindness is both free and it's own reward, I would tend to agree.

The same can be said of sarcasm.