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The Absurd GOP
RE: The Absurd GOP
@Ivan Denisovich

Quote:conservatives want gov to be small enough to fit in everyone pants

So you know, I'm stealing this. I'm calling the printer tomorrow and ordering t-shirts, lawn signs, coffee mugs, and bumper stickers.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: The Absurd GOP
(January 31, 2026 at 5:32 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: @Ivan Denisovich

Quote:conservatives want gov to be small enough to fit in everyone pants

So you know, I'm stealing this. I'm calling the printer tomorrow and ordering t-shirts, lawn signs, coffee mugs, and bumper stickers.

Boru

As long as I got cut of the income. Cool
The first revolt is against the supreme tyranny of theology, of the phantom of God. As long as we have a master in heaven, we will be slaves on earth.

Mikhail Bakunin.
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RE: The Absurd GOP
"Hey, Lindsey, why don't you admit that you're gay and people won't blackmail you anymore?"



teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: The Absurd GOP
(January 31, 2026 at 6:34 am)Ivan Denisovich Wrote:
(January 31, 2026 at 5:32 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: @Ivan Denisovich


So you know, I'm stealing this. I'm calling the printer tomorrow and ordering t-shirts, lawn signs, coffee mugs, and bumper stickers.

Boru

As long as I got cut of the income.  Cool

Oh, I won’t be selling them. My plan is to send them as gifts to conservative MPs.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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Quote:Former Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.) said President Trump’s MAGA slogan was a “lie,” saying his first year in office was focused on obliging wealthy supporters.

“I think people are realizing it was all a lie. It was a big lie for the people. What MAGA is really serving in this administration, who they’re serving, is their big donors,” Greene said in a Wednesday interview with radio personality Kim Iversen.

“The big big donors that donated all the money and continue to donate to the president’s PACs and donate to the 250th anniversary and are donating to the big ballroom,” she added.

The former Georgia representative recently resigned from Congress, after airing concerns over the future of health care premiums and the war in Gaza, citing fractures within the GOP and falling out with Trump and MAGA, despite years of loyal support.

On Wednesday, she said the people who truly benefit from backing Trump are financial benefactors, telling Iversen, “those are the people that get the special favors, they get the government contracts, they get the pardons or somebody they love or one of their friends gets a pardon.”

https://thehill.com/homenews/administrat...-maga-lie/

Bitch wants to pretend she had no part in it.

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(Today at 11:31 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:
Quote:Former Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.) said President Trump’s MAGA slogan was a “lie,” saying his first year in office was focused on obliging wealthy supporters.

“I think people are realizing it was all a lie. It was a big lie for the people. What MAGA is really serving in this administration, who they’re serving, is their big donors,” Greene said in a Wednesday interview with radio personality Kim Iversen.

“The big big donors that donated all the money and continue to donate to the president’s PACs and donate to the 250th anniversary and are donating to the big ballroom,” she added.

The former Georgia representative recently resigned from Congress, after airing concerns over the future of health care premiums and the war in Gaza, citing fractures within the GOP and falling out with Trump and MAGA, despite years of loyal support.

On Wednesday, she said the people who truly benefit from backing Trump are financial benefactors, telling Iversen, “those are the people that get the special favors, they get the government contracts, they get the pardons or somebody they love or one of their friends gets a pardon.”

https://thehill.com/homenews/administrat...-maga-lie/

Bitch wants to pretend she had no part in it.

She’s like those arsonists who set fires, then call it in to look like a hero.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: The Absurd GOP
(11 hours ago)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(Today at 11:31 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: https://thehill.com/homenews/administrat...-maga-lie/

Bitch wants to pretend she had no part in it.

She’s like those arsonists who set fires, then call it in to look like a hero.

Boru

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I think she's dumb enough to have actually fallen for it all, and so feels betrayed like only a true believer could.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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(10 hours ago)The Grand Nudger Wrote: I think she's dumb enough to have actually fallen for it all, and so feels betrayed like only a true believer could.

It's like watching someone swim away from the foundering Titanic. If she ran away any faster she'd leave her feet behind.

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Letters from our future. In a few years it'll be super tough to find anyone who ever supported any of it.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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