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RE: The Absurd GOP
January 31, 2026 at 5:32 am
@ Ivan Denisovich
Quote:conservatives want gov to be small enough to fit in everyone pants
So you know, I'm stealing this. I'm calling the printer tomorrow and ordering t-shirts, lawn signs, coffee mugs, and bumper stickers.
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RE: The Absurd GOP
January 31, 2026 at 6:34 am
(January 31, 2026 at 5:32 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: @Ivan Denisovich
Quote:conservatives want gov to be small enough to fit in everyone pants
So you know, I'm stealing this. I'm calling the printer tomorrow and ordering t-shirts, lawn signs, coffee mugs, and bumper stickers.
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RE: The Absurd GOP
January 31, 2026 at 7:03 am
"Hey, Lindsey, why don't you admit that you're gay and people won't blackmail you anymore?"
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: The Absurd GOP
January 31, 2026 at 11:20 am
(January 31, 2026 at 6:34 am)Ivan Denisovich Wrote: (January 31, 2026 at 5:32 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: @Ivan Denisovich
So you know, I'm stealing this. I'm calling the printer tomorrow and ordering t-shirts, lawn signs, coffee mugs, and bumper stickers.
Boru
As long as I got cut of the income.
Oh, I won’t be selling them. My plan is to send them as gifts to conservative MPs.
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RE: The Absurd GOP
February 2, 2026 at 11:31 am
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RE: The Absurd GOP
February 2, 2026 at 11:39 am
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RE: The Absurd GOP
February 2, 2026 at 12:15 pm
(February 2, 2026 at 11:39 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: (February 2, 2026 at 11:31 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: https://thehill.com/homenews/administrat...-maga-lie/
Bitch wants to pretend she had no part in it.
She’s like those arsonists who set fires, then call it in to look like a hero.
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RE: The Absurd GOP
February 2, 2026 at 12:41 pm
I think she's dumb enough to have actually fallen for it all, and so feels betrayed like only a true believer could.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: The Absurd GOP
February 2, 2026 at 1:15 pm
(February 2, 2026 at 12:41 pm)The Grand Nudger Wrote: I think she's dumb enough to have actually fallen for it all, and so feels betrayed like only a true believer could.
It's like watching someone swim away from the foundering Titanic. If she ran away any faster she'd leave her feet behind.
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RE: The Absurd GOP
February 2, 2026 at 5:28 pm
Letters from our future. In a few years it'll be super tough to find anyone who ever supported any of it.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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