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All Hail FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster)
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All Hail FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster)
Fellow Pastafarians, FSM Grin

we lovingly embrace the Church of Pac-Man as religious counterparts. thank you that is all \


NO TROLLING INTENDED
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RE: All Hail FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster)
By the nine divines...
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RE: All Hail FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster)
[Image: fsm.jpg]
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RE: All Hail FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster)
The FSM has bigger balls than Adam...!
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RE: All Hail FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster)
He HAS to!
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RE: All Hail FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster)
In fact Adam has no balls at all! And a tiny, tiny dick(let)!
Look at him!
I wonder what Eve ever saw in him.
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RE: All Hail FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster)
(March 12, 2012 at 2:59 pm)Rokcet Scientist Wrote: In fact Adam has no balls at all! And a tiny, tiny dick(let)!
Look at him!
I wonder what Eve ever saw in him.

She wasnt spoilt for choice.




You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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RE: All Hail FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster)
(March 12, 2012 at 2:59 pm)Rokcet Scientist Wrote: In fact Adam has no balls at all! And a tiny, tiny dick(let)!

I once had a theory about the "talking snake".. that picture disproves it.

Self-authenticating private evidence is useless, because it is indistinguishable from the illusion of it. ― Kel, Kelosophy Blog

If you’re going to watch tele, you should watch Scooby Doo. That show was so cool because every time there’s a church with a ghoul, or a ghost in a school. They looked beneath the mask and what was inside?
The f**king janitor or the dude who runs the waterslide. Throughout history every mystery. Ever solved has turned out to be. Not Magic.
― Tim Minchin, Storm
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RE: All Hail FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster)
(March 12, 2012 at 3:46 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(March 12, 2012 at 2:59 pm)Rokcet Scientist Wrote: In fact Adam has no balls at all! And a tiny, tiny dick(let)!
Look at him!
I wonder what Eve ever saw in him.

She wasnt spoilt for choice.

Nor was he.
And since she was God's vision of what a w-o-m-a-n should look like – and WTF would He know about that – she was probably a dog.
And that's how man started drinking.
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RE: All Hail FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster)
But apparently, this

[Image: image016.jpg#walmart%20shoppers]

was also made in god's "image" according to the lunatics!


Talk about a dick softener.
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