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All Hail FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster)
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RE: All Hail FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster)
March 12, 2012 at 9:12 pm
(This post was last modified: March 12, 2012 at 9:13 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
I was thinking the same, that girls gonna go home with the box of fresh linen douche she just bought, handle her business, and then rock some happy guys world.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
RE: All Hail FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster)
March 12, 2012 at 11:43 pm
(This post was last modified: March 13, 2012 at 12:42 am by Rokcet Scientist.)
And then reality kicks in once again, and I hurl....
And BTW, a 'girl' that is most emphatically not!
Ramen brother
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful" - Edward Gibbon (Offen misattributed to Lucius Annaeus Seneca or Seneca the Younger) (Thanks to apophenia for the correction)
'I am driven by two main philosophies: Know more about the world than I knew yesterday and lessen the suffering of others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you' - Neil deGrasse Tyson "Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain RE: All Hail FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster)
March 15, 2012 at 11:32 pm
(This post was last modified: March 15, 2012 at 11:33 pm by R-e-n-n-a-t.)
Talos??
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
(March 16, 2012 at 12:42 pm)Rokcet Scientist Wrote:(March 15, 2012 at 11:38 pm)KichigaiNeko Wrote: Talos?? You have no idea. He pounds the ass all night. Cunt
Not a gamer mate but did find the Rimfire?/ Spinfire? SKYRIM!!! Yeah that was it!
Yeah found the SkyRim site and it was very ......interesting. "The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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