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All Hail FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster)
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RE: All Hail FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster)
March 12, 2012 at 8:15 pm
You never know what she can do with it... Cool Shades
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RE: All Hail FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster)
March 12, 2012 at 9:12 pm (This post was last modified: March 12, 2012 at 9:13 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
I was thinking the same, that girls gonna go home with the box of fresh linen douche she just bought, handle her business, and then rock some happy guys world.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: All Hail FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster)
March 12, 2012 at 11:43 pm (This post was last modified: March 13, 2012 at 12:42 am by Rokcet Scientist.)
And then reality kicks in once again, and I hurl....

And BTW, a 'girl' that is most emphatically not!
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RE: All Hail FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster)
March 14, 2012 at 6:20 pm
Ramen brother
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful" - Edward Gibbon (Offen misattributed to Lucius Annaeus Seneca or Seneca the Younger) (Thanks to apophenia for the correction)
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Know more about the world than I knew yesterday and lessen the suffering of others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain
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RE: All Hail FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster)
March 15, 2012 at 11:32 pm (This post was last modified: March 15, 2012 at 11:33 pm by R-e-n-n-a-t.)
(March 12, 2012 at 12:10 pm)Insanity x Wrote: By the nine divines...

Eight divines. Don't you Nord savages know anything? Talos was a man, not a god! Smile
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RE: All Hail FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster)
March 15, 2012 at 11:38 pm
Talos??
[Image: Talos.jpg]
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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RE: All Hail FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster)
March 16, 2012 at 12:42 pm
(March 15, 2012 at 11:38 pm)KichigaiNeko Wrote: Talos??
[Image: Talos.jpg]

He looks gay... Big Grin
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RE: All Hail FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster)
March 16, 2012 at 12:45 pm
(March 15, 2012 at 11:32 pm)R-e-n-n-a-t Wrote: Eight divines. Don't you Nord savages know anything? Talos was a man, not a god! Smile

Thalmor...
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RE: All Hail FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster)
March 16, 2012 at 1:04 pm
(March 16, 2012 at 12:42 pm)Rokcet Scientist Wrote:
(March 15, 2012 at 11:38 pm)KichigaiNeko Wrote: Talos??
[Image: Talos.jpg]

He looks gay... Big Grin

You have no idea. He pounds the ass all night.
Cunt
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RE: All Hail FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster)
March 17, 2012 at 11:39 am
Not a gamer mate but did find the Rimfire?/ Spinfire? SKYRIM!!! Yeah that was it!

Yeah found the SkyRim site and it was very ......interesting.
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