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Us atheists are just stupid.

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Us atheists are just stupid.
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RE: Us atheists are just stupid.
March 19, 2012 at 2:41 am
(March 19, 2012 at 1:25 am)aleialoura Wrote: I feel like I've just swallowed him, and now he's swimming around inside me.

Puke him out. Puke him out right now.
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RE: Us atheists are just stupid.
March 19, 2012 at 2:44 am
Panic OMGG OMGG OMGG OMGG OMGG OMGG OMGG OMGG OMGG OMGG OMGG OMGG OMGG OMGG OMGG OMGG OMGG OMGG OMGG OMGG OMGG Panic

Alei has bee pozzesed ob teh holy sperm!! Panic
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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#23
RE: Us atheists are just stupid.
March 19, 2012 at 2:50 am
I'm hoping the residue of the holy spirit will call out to a stork to bring me a little jesus baby.

I'm hungry.

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#24
RE: Us atheists are just stupid.
March 19, 2012 at 10:40 am
(March 19, 2012 at 2:44 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: Alei has bee pozzesed ob teh holy sperm!! Panic

Wouldn't be the first time that's happened to someone.
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#25
RE: Us atheists are just stupid.
March 19, 2012 at 10:42 am
I love all these theists. Frustrating as hell but hilarious none the less.
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#26
RE: Us atheists are just stupid.
March 19, 2012 at 10:43 am
(March 19, 2012 at 12:20 am)Napoleon Wrote: With the influx of theists lately coming in with their infallible logic and irrefutable arguments, I've really started to reconsider my position on God.

I feel like all of these new people are trying to tell me something, something I didn't know before. That God is REAL. I can't help but feel that we atheists have been so silly to ignore the word of god for so long. I also feel it in my heart that the almighty Lord has spoken to me (not with words ofcourse, but with that gooey warm feeling that makes me sleep like a baby at night). I mean, it all comes down to faith. Evidence is pointless when talking about God, because God requires faith! Duh!

As a wise Christian said here on these very forums:
(March 18, 2012 at 9:18 pm)Drich Wrote: Perhaps that is why He seeks only the faithful. Because the faithful Humble themselves before Him and Seek Him on His terms.
C'mon guys do you not see it? It's US that are being ignorant! It's US that are missing the point! I see it now!

As One King himself once said:
(March 18, 2012 at 11:39 am)One King Wrote: You can mock me if you want to, but God will not be mocked for long.
My mocking days are over! The Lord must be praised!

Another brilliant point by our friend Eyem4Christ showed us that we are living in a fantasy world without the Lord!
(March 17, 2012 at 5:20 pm)Eyem4Christ Wrote: If God is not there, then the universe is magic.


It's really simple my friends. Let us all forget our evil ways, and accept Jesus Christ as our Lord and Saviour. We have to if we don't want to go to hell. Which is ofcourse, very, very, VERY real.

SonofaBITCH, Napo, stop making me question my sexuality by feeling some weird sensation of love for you for writing hilarious shit like this! ROFLOL

No but seriously, this had me rolling. Props, I needed to laugh today.
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#27
RE: Us atheists are just stupid.
March 19, 2012 at 10:44 am
This wasn't intended to make you laugh Creed! It was intended to make you see the truth of God's word!
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RE: Us atheists are just stupid.
March 19, 2012 at 10:45 am
(March 19, 2012 at 10:43 am)Creed of Heresy Wrote: SonofaBITCH, Napo, stop making me question my sexuality by feeling some weird sensation of love for you for writing hilarious shit like this! ROFLOL

No but seriously, this had me rolling. Props, I needed to laugh today.

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#29
RE: Us atheists are just stupid.
March 19, 2012 at 11:33 am
Unfortunately the Holy Bible doesn't permit us to act upon our lust.
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#30
RE: Us atheists are just stupid.
March 19, 2012 at 12:14 pm
See my avatar.
"A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything." -Friedrich Nietzsche

"All thinking men are atheists." -Ernest Hemmingway

"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." -Voltaire
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