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So lemme get this straight

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So lemme get this straight
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So lemme get this straight
April 9, 2012 at 5:35 am
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RE: So lemme get this straight
April 9, 2012 at 6:03 am
Even weirder, if you believe in the trinity, he made a woman pregnant with himself.
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RE: So lemme get this straight
April 9, 2012 at 8:11 am
Absolute Righteousness Condemns you, Christ takes the condemnation of absolute righteousness for you.

Also, "God" is a title and not a name. For instance their is one God in three personages. God the Father, God the Son, and God the Holy Spirit. Three distinct separate but equal personalities equate to one God. Just Like there are three branches of one government in the United States.
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RE: So lemme get this straight
April 9, 2012 at 8:18 am
(April 9, 2012 at 8:11 am)Drich Wrote: Absolute Righteousness Condemns you, Christ takes the condemnation of absolute righteousness for you.

Also, "God" is a title and not a name. For instance their is one God in three personages. God the Father, God the Son, and God the Holy Spirit. Three distinct separate but equal personalities equate to one God. Just Like there are three branches of one government in the United States.

It'd be a lot simpler to not condemn anyone at all, then your god wouldn't have to hack parts of himself off.

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RE: So lemme get this straight
April 9, 2012 at 9:13 am
Yes, apparently, Jesus saved us from his brutal, woman raping, child killing, city burning, soul damning father whose vengeance mostly manifests itself as vindictive childish revenge - thanks to an over-inflated ego, a grudge with Adam & Eve and a massive rage problem.

Yahweh is a dick and his son was spawned in order to save face.

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RE: So lemme get this straight
April 9, 2012 at 9:15 am
(April 9, 2012 at 9:13 am)Cinjin Wrote: Yahweh is a dick

When Phil Plait said don't be a dick was he speaking to god?
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RE: So lemme get this straight
April 9, 2012 at 9:19 am (This post was last modified: April 9, 2012 at 9:20 am by Anomalocaris.)
(April 9, 2012 at 8:11 am)Drich Wrote: Absolute Righteousness Condemns you, Christ takes the condemnation of absolute righteousness for you.

So Christ is not absolute righteousness and seeks to thwart absolute righteousness?
(April 9, 2012 at 8:11 am)Drich Wrote: Also, "God" is a title and not a name. For instance their is one God in three personages. God the Father, God the Son, and God the Holy Spirit. Three distinct separate but equal personalities equate to one God. Just Like there are three branches of one government in the United States.

So son checks and balances the father? And the holy spirit interprets the son? And where is the executive document specifying the roles of the father, son and holy spirit as the three separate part of the indivisible god?

Christianity would have been laughable were it not for the fact that Christians are even more laughable.
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RE: So lemme get this straight
April 9, 2012 at 10:27 am
In religion, faith is a virtue. It takes more faith to believe something that's unbelievable, therefore more virtuous. The religion that makes the most unbelievable claims gets to claim that it has the most virtuous followers. Christianity in the form of Catholicism and Protestantism was in the lead for a long time, but of late they've been overtaken by Christianity in the form of Mormonism, which adds another layer of unbelievability on top of what Christianity already had.
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RE: So lemme get this straight
April 9, 2012 at 10:30 am (This post was last modified: April 9, 2012 at 10:36 am by The Grand Nudger.)
Passive aggressive.

"I love you, it's all chill dude, we can work out our differences, NOW LOVE ME BACK YOU MOTHERFUCKER OR I'LL BURN YOU! I love you, please believe me, please believe me, I'LL BURN YOUR GODDAMNED CHILDREN YOU SON OF A BITCH!"

I dated a girl like that once. Dumped that garbage, why would I want that in an everlasting relationship with a supremely powerful cosmic being (especially one which is decidedly male, sorry Christ old buddy, I'm just not hot for the fellas at the moment..)? No thanks, I'll pass.
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RE: So lemme get this straight
April 9, 2012 at 11:08 am
(April 9, 2012 at 10:30 am)Rhythm Wrote: Passive aggressive.

"I love you, it's all chill dude, we can work out our differences, NOW LOVE ME BACK YOU MOTHERFUCKER OR I'LL BURN YOU! I love you, please believe me, please believe me, I'LL BURN YOUR GODDAMNED CHILDREN YOU SON OF A BITCH!"

I dated a girl like that once. Dumped that garbage, why would I want that in an everlasting relationship with a supremely powerful cosmic being (especially one which is decidedly male, sorry Christ old buddy, I'm just not hot for the fellas at the moment..)? No thanks, I'll pass.

Did your ex-girlfriend also claim you were going to burn in hell for all eternity if you didn't believe in her? Tongue
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