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Question About Creationists
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RE: Question About Creationists
May 20, 2012 at 1:21 pm
(May 20, 2012 at 1:17 pm)Chuck Wrote: Nah.... Heads of different branches of the ape family pow wowed and decided to disowned creationists to expiate family shame.

To paraphrase the Good Book:

"Simians are not proud of their cousins and never invite them round to dinner."
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Question About Creationists
May 20, 2012 at 3:25 pm
(May 20, 2012 at 12:55 pm)Godschild Wrote:
(May 20, 2012 at 3:05 am)Phil Wrote: I said wolf? Where fuckhead?

You implied that a coyote is a wolf.

Phil never did that, fyi.
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May 20, 2012 at 5:37 pm (This post was last modified: May 20, 2012 at 5:40 pm by Abishalom.)
(May 20, 2012 at 1:13 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Humans are apes in the same way that ducks are birds, and for the same reason.

That's not a very good comparison because...well ducks ARE birds...

(May 20, 2012 at 1:18 pm)Xyster Wrote: Well Mr. Creationist, Ill be part of the epic battle of survival that is evolution, part of the strong surviors, the part that is further improving and you....you can be descendant from a clump of mud. Whatever you have to tell yourself to get through the day .... Just dont try to teach that bullshit to my kid and we will be fine Smile

Says the guy who believes he "evolved" out of primordial soup. Let's just get one thing straightened out...both of us believe we are made from the elements so you're not saying much with your "insult". As for your last comment, you would rather teach your kids their ancestors are single celled bacteria, fish and apes (and a bunch of weird looking creatures we have no actual fossils for)...talk about BS...
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RE: Question About Creationists
May 20, 2012 at 5:44 pm
(May 20, 2012 at 3:25 pm)Annik Wrote:
(May 20, 2012 at 12:55 pm)Godschild Wrote: You implied that a coyote is a wolf.

Phil never did that, fyi.

His post #31 sure read that way to me.
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RE: Question About Creationists
May 20, 2012 at 6:30 pm
(May 20, 2012 at 5:44 pm)Godschild Wrote:
(May 20, 2012 at 3:25 pm)Annik Wrote: Phil never did that, fyi.

His post #31 sure read that way to me.

Not only are you stupid2 but you have a problem telling linear time.
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RE: Question About Creationists
May 20, 2012 at 6:33 pm
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Question About Creationists
May 20, 2012 at 6:37 pm
(May 20, 2012 at 6:33 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Tom Cruise

Nah, he is still a Purgatorius.
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RE: Question About Creationists
May 20, 2012 at 6:44 pm
Every time I see some creationist style debate I don't know if I should laugh or cry..

I mean seriously a lot of the big time "Professional creationists" admit that micro evolution happens + in some time and oh look full blown evolution.
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May 20, 2012 at 6:45 pm
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