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God is real.
#21
RE: God is real.
(June 1, 2012 at 10:20 pm)Dingyourling Wrote:
(June 1, 2012 at 10:19 pm)Stimbo Wrote: It's not another April Fool's thing again is it?

This isn't fucking april you fucking fucktard.

Whoa, you're actually right for once! There's hope for you!
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"The lord doesn't work in mysterious ways, but in ways that are indistinguishable from his nonexistence."
-- George Yorgo Veenhuyzen quoted by John W. Loftus in The End of Christianity (p. 103).
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#22
RE: God is real.
(June 1, 2012 at 10:20 pm)Dingyourling Wrote:
(June 1, 2012 at 10:19 pm)Stimbo Wrote: It's not another April Fool's thing again is it?

This isn't fucking april you fucking fucktard.

This also isn't going to be your day.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#23
RE: God is real.
(June 1, 2012 at 10:22 pm)teaearlgreyhot Wrote:
(June 1, 2012 at 10:20 pm)Dingyourling Wrote: This isn't fucking april you fucking fucktard.

Whoa, you're actually right for once! There's hope for you!

Bitch I was right all along.
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#24
RE: God is real.
(June 1, 2012 at 10:23 pm)Dingyourling Wrote:
(June 1, 2012 at 10:22 pm)teaearlgreyhot Wrote: Whoa, you're actually right for once! There's hope for you!

Bitch I was right all along.

So... dingaling....any reason you named yourself after a cute pet name for the male sexual organ?
If someone called you cock, dick or penis right now they'd technically just be abrieviating your name.
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die." 
- Abdul Alhazred.
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#25
RE: God is real.
(June 1, 2012 at 10:20 pm)Dingyourling Wrote:
(June 1, 2012 at 10:19 pm)Stimbo Wrote: It's not another April Fool's thing again is it?

This isn't fucking april you fucking fucktard.

(June 1, 2012 at 10:20 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Dickhead would have been better.

Fuck you bitch go to hell oh wait you already are going there.

Still here? Shel is falling down on the job!
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#26
RE: God is real.
dingAling gets banned in what had to be record time, then in literal minutes, comes back with dingYOURling and gets right back into the same thread. for that, i'd say let him stay, that shit was classic.

...understanding of course, that i have NO say whatsoever in the decision.
they can land a rover on mars, yet they still have to stick a human finger up my ass to do a prostate exam?! - ricky gervais
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#27
RE: God is real.
Guys...I know how crazy this sounds but I'm under the slight suspicion that this guy might be a troll.
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"The lord doesn't work in mysterious ways, but in ways that are indistinguishable from his nonexistence."
-- George Yorgo Veenhuyzen quoted by John W. Loftus in The End of Christianity (p. 103).
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#28
RE: God is real.
You're too suspicious, EarlGrey!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#29
RE: God is real.
(June 1, 2012 at 10:15 pm)Dingyourling Wrote: I can't fucking believe this. Why the hell was my account dingaling banned

You were banned because many of your statements in the OP were preachy and, more importantly, you had another account which was banned as well (TheBibleisTrue).

You are banned once again. There is no use posting with new accounts because they will be banned as soon as we find out.
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#30
RE: God is real.
This is pretty much the forum equivilent of being curb-stomped by a group of angry college graduates
I like it. :-)
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die." 
- Abdul Alhazred.
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