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RE: Grant My Wish #2
August 1, 2012 at 12:20 am
(August 1, 2012 at 12:12 am)RaphielDrake Wrote: (August 1, 2012 at 12:09 am)Stue Denim Wrote: Granted, may you live in interesting times =P
I wish for a pet koala (NOT a drop bear!)
Granted, the koala marks your house as its territory... it doesn't like intruders in its territory... run.
I wish I had the power to selectively read minds whenever I want.
Granted, but it's dog's minds and you find out Rex doesn't like what you do to him at night, under the covers. He thinks you're a priest...
I wish the next poster's PC reboots and causes them to miss the action in the forums for at least 3 minutes.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
August 1, 2012 at 1:03 am
Well that was predictably unwitty, well done.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
August 1, 2012 at 1:11 am
(August 1, 2012 at 12:20 am)catfish Wrote: Granted, but it's dog's minds and you find out Rex doesn't like what you do to him at night, under the covers. He thinks you're a priest...
I wish the next poster's PC reboots and causes them to miss the action in the forums for at least 3 minutes.
Granted, RD's PC rebooted, but it cost him all of his opinions. He now needs the link to evilbible.com...
I wish ppl would stop fucking up the rythym in this thread.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
August 1, 2012 at 1:13 am
granted, but the rhythm of the thread will now be maintained by constant gregorian chanting.
I wish for a roomful of gorgeous naked men willing to do whatever I pleased.
You really believe in a man who has helped to save the world twice, with the power to change his physical appearance? An alien who travels though time and space-- in a police box?!? ![[Image: TARDIS.gif]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=www.smileyvault.com%2Falbums%2Fuserpics%2F11195%2FTARDIS.gif)
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
August 1, 2012 at 1:41 am
(August 1, 2012 at 1:13 am)KnockEmOuttt Wrote: granted, but the rhythm of the thread will now be maintained by constant gregorian chanting.
I wish for a roomful of gorgeous naked men willing to do whatever I pleased.
Granted, but the last thing you pleased was your significant other. Now all of those gorgeous naked men are "doing" your significant other.
I wish for a million ladybugs.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
August 1, 2012 at 1:58 am
Granted. Your lady bugs have a taste for human flesh.
I wish for all those gorgeous naked men to do whatever I wanted to me now.
You really believe in a man who has helped to save the world twice, with the power to change his physical appearance? An alien who travels though time and space-- in a police box?!?
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
August 1, 2012 at 2:02 am
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Granted but Godschild, Fr0d0 and catfish are among them. Naked, lubed up and ready for action.
I wish I had an unbreakable time machine that would go where-ever I want and when-ever I want tethered to me in the form of a small portable device and only I have the power to use it.
(Yeah, try and twist that one)
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
August 1, 2012 at 2:09 am
(August 1, 2012 at 2:02 am)RaphielDrake Wrote: Granted but Godschild, Fr0d0 and catfish are among them. Naked, lubed up and ready for action.
I wish I had an unbreakable time machine that would go where-ever I want and when-ever I want tethered to me in the form of a small portable device and only I have the power to use it.
(Yeah, try and twist that one)
Granted, but it only operates utilising a structure 4" x 4" x 4" so you have to shrink your self down and stay in your box the entire time. (wait, he's probrably used to living in his box, oh well)
I wish RD could let go of the hate.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
August 1, 2012 at 4:26 am
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(August 1, 2012 at 2:09 am)catfish Wrote: Granted, but it only operates utilising a structure 4" x 4" x 4" so you have to shrink your self down and stay in your box the entire time. (wait, he's probrably used to living in his box, oh well)
I wish RD could let go of the hate.
Granted, but the hate's been replaced by delusional love and now you've got a stalker.
(and I do hope you realize that regardless of external size, most small time machines are bigger on the inside.)
I wish for a trio of singing goldfish.
You really believe in a man who has helped to save the world twice, with the power to change his physical appearance? An alien who travels though time and space-- in a police box?!?
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
August 1, 2012 at 4:38 am
(August 1, 2012 at 4:26 am)KnockEmOuttt Wrote: I wish for a trio of singing goldfish.
Granted but Godschild, Fr0d0 and catfish are among them. Naked, lubed up and ready for action.
I wish I could fly
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