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Grant My Wish #2
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
August 1, 2012 at 8:23 pm
(August 1, 2012 at 8:17 pm)RaphielDrake Wrote: Granted but the process means you have to divide by zero. Earth is now replaced by a blackhole, the stars now sing Barry White songs and Bill O'Reilly is actually quite a nice and intelligent guy.

I wish my screenplay for an x-rated power rangers had been accepted.

Granted, but they continue to wear their costumes. (what's the difference then?)

I wish the Muppets were back on primetime TV.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
August 1, 2012 at 8:25 pm (This post was last modified: August 1, 2012 at 8:25 pm by Reforged.)
The difference is that their costumes have glory holes and they destroy monsters by unleashing their "chi" all over them.
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die." 
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
August 1, 2012 at 8:25 pm
Granted, but our forums will miss them......

I wish I had 6 paperclips, 4 feet of copper wire, three gallons of ammonia, two liters of whiskey, a 9v battery, grill lighter, 8 ounces of stump remover, and 6 lbs of sugar. Just never you mind about it nosey...
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
August 1, 2012 at 9:27 pm
(August 1, 2012 at 8:25 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Granted, but our forums will miss them......

I wish I had 6 paperclips, 4 feet of copper wire, three gallons of ammonia, two liters of whiskey, a 9v battery, grill lighter, 8 ounces of stump remover, and 6 lbs of sugar. Just never you mind about it nosey...

Granted. I don't mind at all, but the FBI certainly does and so they're on their way.

I wish for a pretty pink dress to wear to church on sunday.
You really believe in a man who has helped to save the world twice, with the power to change his physical appearance? An alien who travels though time and space--in a police box?!? [Image: TARDIS.gif]
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
August 1, 2012 at 9:31 pm
Granted, its luminous pink.

I wish for... world peace. :-)
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
August 1, 2012 at 9:42 pm
(August 1, 2012 at 9:31 pm)RaphielDrake Wrote: Granted, its luminous pink.

I wish for... world peace. :-)

Granted, religion now does not exist.

I wish for a bottle of urine...
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
August 1, 2012 at 10:00 pm
One sec... annnnnnd.... granted.

I wish I knew of a way to get this bottle of urine to your location.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
August 2, 2012 at 2:20 pm
Granted, you drink the bottle, lube yourself up and start walking...

I wish drinking urine would change people to the color green.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
August 2, 2012 at 5:49 pm
Granted. I suppose you're green now, Catfish.

I wish for a cardboard box to turn into a fort...because I'm cool like that.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
August 2, 2012 at 5:53 pm
Granted, but the end of it opens to the world of Narnia and you are now surrounded by Christian Allegory run wild on acid.

I wish that the Borg were real!
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(July 21, 2012 at 12:31 am)cato123 Wrote:
(July 21, 2012 at 12:22 am)C.W. Sims Wrote: I for one, as a homo, must say that if he was a homo, then he had to have looked fabulous on that cross. Nearly naked, body all ripped, oh wait.... yeah, never mind. I'm gonna just stop right there before I offend anyone. ROFLOL

I have a certain distaste for the emoticons, and particularly despise the laughing/rolling dude when used in response to one's own statement, but.....

Holy fuck that was funny! "Nearly naked, body all ripped,....". Oh, fuck me. I'm still laughing but can no longer piss myself since I've emptied the tank.
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