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Grant My Wish #2
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August 2, 2012 at 5:54 pm (This post was last modified: August 2, 2012 at 6:05 pm by Reforged.)
(August 2, 2012 at 5:49 pm)KnockEmOuttt Wrote: Granted. I suppose you're green now, Catfish.

I wish for a cardboard box to turn into a fort...because I'm cool like that.

Granted. You go inside to discover that its like the tardis in that its bigger on the inside... and strangely familiar. The door behind you slams shut and the lights switch themselves on, you claw at the door as you come to a horrific realization, you turn around....
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I wish I was wealthy.
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August 2, 2012 at 6:09 pm (This post was last modified: August 2, 2012 at 6:24 pm by catfish.)
(August 2, 2012 at 5:54 pm)RaphielDrake Wrote: I wish I was wealthy.

Granted, "was" is past tense. You spend all your money at the bath house apparently.

I wish I wasn't laughing so hard @RD
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August 2, 2012 at 6:16 pm (This post was last modified: August 2, 2012 at 6:20 pm by Reforged.)
(August 2, 2012 at 6:09 pm)catfish Wrote:
(August 2, 2012 at 5:54 pm)RaphielDrake Wrote: I wish I was wealthy.

I wish I wasn't laughing so hard @RD

Granted, you become comfortable with your sexuality and come out of the closet. You no longer have to feign laughter to hide the tears and drown out the sound of your Fathers voice screaming at you to be less feminine.

I wish I obtained and retained ownership of Ben & Jerry's.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
August 2, 2012 at 6:23 pm
(August 2, 2012 at 6:16 pm)RaphielDrake Wrote: I wish I obtained and retained ownership of Ben & Jerry's.

Ben & Jerry's penises? Granted...

I wish RD would go back into the closet.
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August 2, 2012 at 6:27 pm (This post was last modified: August 2, 2012 at 6:28 pm by Reforged.)
(August 2, 2012 at 6:23 pm)catfish Wrote:
(August 2, 2012 at 6:16 pm)RaphielDrake Wrote: I wish I obtained and retained ownership of Ben & Jerry's.

Ben & Jerry's penises? Granted...

I wish RD would go back into the closet.

I'm not sure any of that fulfilled my wish or even made sense.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
August 2, 2012 at 7:52 pm
(August 2, 2012 at 6:23 pm)catfish Wrote: Ben & Jerry's penises? Granted...

I wish RD would go back into the closet.

Raphiel returns to the closet, unfortunately all of your male relatives are there so he can't fit

I wish that the person posting after me wasn't such a wanker Big Grin
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August 2, 2012 at 7:56 pm
Granted.
I wish the person posting after me to be a complete porn swan.
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August 2, 2012 at 7:59 pm (This post was last modified: August 2, 2012 at 8:00 pm by liam.)
(August 2, 2012 at 7:56 pm)RaphielDrake Wrote: Granted.
I wish the person posting after me to be a complete porn swan.

wish granted, I spend a day as a swan, going round fucking the lady-swans on camera for bigwetbeaks.com. odd wish.

I wish the person posting after me was a christian fundamentalist.
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August 2, 2012 at 8:12 pm
(August 2, 2012 at 7:59 pm)liam Wrote:
(August 2, 2012 at 7:56 pm)RaphielDrake Wrote: Granted.
I wish the person posting after me to be a complete porn swan.

wish granted, I spend a day as a swan, going round fucking the lady-swans on camera for bigwetbeaks.com. odd wish.

I wish the person posting after me was a christian fundamentalist.

Granted, but now my mind is limited to the mentality of liam...

Duh, duh duh duh duh...
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
August 2, 2012 at 9:05 pm
(August 2, 2012 at 8:12 pm)catfish Wrote: Duh, duh duh duh duh...

Granted, but you aren't allowed anywhere without an aide.

I wish to direct an award winning porn flick about a gang bang between Mary Magdelene and the 12 apostles.
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