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the creationist museum :)
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 RE: the creationist museum :)
August 9, 2012 at 12:36 pm
(This post was last modified: August 9, 2012 at 12:38 pm by Cyberman.)
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Hey, imma take a moment to pump Kentucky btw...this place really is one of the beating hearts of the US. It's unimaginably gorgeous here, literally spilling over with history and culture, and if you need an excuse to visit go ahead and use the Creation Museum, but do yourself a favor......stop at the real attractions on your way in.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
 (August 9, 2012 at 12:36 pm)Rhythm Wrote: ...we have a better ark being constructed here in Ky anyway are you serious dude? or are you just fucking with my emotions?
they can land a rover on mars, yet they still have to stick a human finger up my ass to do a prostate exam?! - ricky gervais
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence - Carl Sagan
Mankind's intelligence walks hand in hand with it's stupidity. Being an atheist says nothing about your overall intelligence, it just means you don't believe in god. Atheists can be as bright as any scientist and as stupid as any creationist. You never really know just how stupid someone is, until you've argued with them. 
That's my holidays sorted.
I've only ever gone to factual museums before. (August 9, 2012 at 12:41 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Hey, imma take a moment to pump Kentucky btw...this place really is one of the beating hearts of the US. It's unimaginably gorgeous here, literally spilling over with history and culture, and if you need an excuse to visit go ahead and use the Creation Museum, but do yourself a favor......stop at the real attractions on your way in. if i don't make it on my cross country trek at the end of this month, i will surely hit the derby next year, so creationist museum or not, i will come enjoy a little ky. 
they can land a rover on mars, yet they still have to stick a human finger up my ass to do a prostate exam?! - ricky gervais
 Quote:They're not interested in making profit, but to educate instead. In your face creationists! Jesus needs money! (August 9, 2012 at 12:43 pm)Ace Otana Wrote: then there's this masterpiece! You have no idea how beautiful the natural history museum is until you have walked though it at night with a full moon shining through the stained glass roof in the main hall, or in the closed courtyard of the offices. That building is one of the greatest architectural achievements of humanity. RE: the creationist museum :)
August 9, 2012 at 12:58 pm
(This post was last modified: August 9, 2012 at 12:59 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
(August 9, 2012 at 12:47 pm)jackman Wrote:(August 9, 2012 at 12:41 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Hey, imma take a moment to pump Kentucky btw...this place really is one of the beating hearts of the US. It's unimaginably gorgeous here, literally spilling over with history and culture, and if you need an excuse to visit go ahead and use the Creation Museum, but do yourself a favor......stop at the real attractions on your way in. Gimme the word brother, we'll drown ourselves in Julips and lose some money. (also.....you should "tour" the bourbon distilleries....only truly american liquor right there. I've got some buddies out in Winchester too.....if that's your thing...lol) *Everybody enjoys a little KY
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
(August 9, 2012 at 12:58 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Gimme the word brother, we'll drown ourselves in Julips and lose some money. consider that (the derby) done, amigo. i will surely hit the distilleries too, since i am a brown liquor man - whiskey, scotch and bourbon until i can't raise my arm.
they can land a rover on mars, yet they still have to stick a human finger up my ass to do a prostate exam?! - ricky gervais
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