(August 31, 2012 at 10:12 pm)Faith No More Wrote: He's just teasing you about your poor choice of words. You need to grow a thicker skin if you plan on staying around here.

I really ought to add a disclaimer to my profile: Caution: not always to be taken seriously. Known side-effects include initial feelings of umbrage and this person possibly growing on you, like athlete's foot.

(August 31, 2012 at 10:27 pm)Minimalist Wrote:

Quote: Once, an old woman took a liking to me and wanted to meet me. That was the last time I pretended to be old.

They call them 'Cougars.' Go with it. You'll be amazed at what you learn.

No, to be fair to her, she was not a paedophile. She honestly thought I was an old Professor of English in Jesus College, Oxford. That's who I said I was. She would have been outraged if we had met. Of course I didn't meet her. The thing is I do sound terribly mature so it was easy to pull it off. But it got tiresome after a while. We discussed literature and she wasn't very good which was why she couldn't tell I wasn't a real professor. Haha!!!

I wasn't talking about "literature" son.

Quote:Once, an old woman took a liking to me and wanted to meet me. That was the last time I pretended to be old.

What do you mean by 'old'? The most amazing, sexually adventurous lover I ever had was 35 at the time. I was 46.

The last one was 52. I was 63.

Pad, do you realize that for us a "cougar" would have to be in her 90's?

Fucking depressing, man.

(August 31, 2012 at 10:38 pm)padraic Wrote:

Quote:Once, an old woman took a liking to me and wanted to meet me. That was the last time I pretended to be old.

What do you mean by 'old'? The most amazing, sexually adventurous lover I ever had was 35 at the time. I was 46.

The last one was 52. I was 63.

Totally unrelated to the thread, and perhaps a little close to the wind here, but... I have never slept with a 16 year old. When I was that age I was sleeping with much older girls/women. I was 25 when I slept with an 18 year old for the first time. It was awesome, and I'm not ashamed to admit it. So yeah, back to the thread topic.

(August 31, 2012 at 1:30 pm)Abel Wrote: You're not a very tolerant person are you? Do you eat or kiss your Mama with that filthy mouth?

LMAO ... perhaps you should leave the cliche retorts to someone who knows how to make them.

You just asked me if I eat my own mama ... LMMFAO ... and yet I'M the one with the filthy mouth?!?!



and by the way, saying the words fuck you, does not in any way raise someone to the honored status of "Filthy Mouth."
If you think that's "filthy," you gotta get out more pal.

(September 1, 2012 at 11:44 am)Cinjin Wrote:

(August 31, 2012 at 1:30 pm)Abel Wrote: You're not a very tolerant person are you? Do you eat or kiss your Mama with that filthy mouth?

LMAO ... perhaps you should leave the cliche retorts to someone who knows how to make them.

You just asked me if I eat my own mama ... LMMFAO ... and yet I'M the one with the filthy mouth?!?!

No that NOT what was asked. Thats what YOU thought it meant.
eeeeewwww!

(September 1, 2012 at 11:44 am)Cinjin Wrote: and by the way, saying the words fuck you, does not in any way raise someone to the honored status of "Filthy Mouth."
If you think that's "filthy," you gotta get out more pal.

You dont need to get out more to know that some people swear in public. The mouth speaks from the heart and you talk like a vulgarian.

I would rather read CBA222 and Abels posts.