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Guys: The Ideal Woman?

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Guys: The Ideal Woman?
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#21
RE: Guys: The Ideal Woman?
October 29, 2012 at 7:39 am
Me, but female.

I have very high standards.
Nemo me impune lacessit.
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RE: Guys: The Ideal Woman?
October 29, 2012 at 8:54 am (This post was last modified: October 29, 2012 at 8:59 am by Anomalocaris.)
(October 28, 2012 at 4:35 pm)Polaris Wrote: I could not say. It changes so often, but being a Christian who is devoted to her beliefs is a common theme for me.

So you like diversity in the opposite sex, so long as they are dumb.
(October 29, 2012 at 7:39 am)Stue Denim Wrote: Me, but female.

I have very high standards.

Indeed, few women can have your pattern of baldness, jowl and pounch, at the same time.

ROFLOL
(October 29, 2012 at 7:32 am)pocaracas Wrote:
(October 28, 2012 at 7:08 pm)teaearlgreyhot Wrote: Hmm. Guess I'll just have to be polygamous.

I wish you the best of luck with that!
I tried, but failed...

Trekkies think having posters of both Vulcan and Orion females in their bedrooms counts as polygamy.

ROFLOL
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Tea Earl Grey Hot Offline
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#23
RE: Guys: The Ideal Woman?
October 29, 2012 at 10:47 am
Hey, one can have a beautiful and fulfilling relationship with a poster.

Just look at this guy and his Princess Leia slave poster

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAJZ3AurgU8
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Guys: The Ideal Woman?
October 29, 2012 at 12:29 pm
(October 29, 2012 at 10:47 am)teaearlgreyhot Wrote: Hey, one can have a beautiful and fulfilling relationship with a poster.

Just look at this guy and his Princess Leia slave poster

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAJZ3AurgU8

Firstly, this man has his virginity card. Secondly, Princess Leia does not seem amused.
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#25
RE: Guys: The Ideal Woman?
October 29, 2012 at 12:34 pm
Cute mute nymphomaniac heiress with big tits and low standards.
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RE: Guys: The Ideal Woman?
October 29, 2012 at 1:22 pm
(October 29, 2012 at 12:29 pm)festive1 Wrote: ...

Firstly, this man has his virginity card.

So do I. Sad Tongue
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RE: Guys: The Ideal Woman?
October 29, 2012 at 1:31 pm
Someone who is attractive, intelligent, and puts up with my shit.
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RE: Guys: The Ideal Woman?
October 29, 2012 at 1:40 pm
Someone who can deal with my crazy antics.
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#29
RE: Guys: The Ideal Woman?
October 29, 2012 at 1:46 pm



Guys? As if a guy would actually know what to do with a woman.

I guess me and TEGH will not be doing the nasty in the back alley anytime soon.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkT9iI2Z_c4


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RE: Guys: The Ideal Woman?
October 29, 2012 at 1:54 pm
(October 29, 2012 at 1:22 pm)teaearlgreyhot Wrote:
(October 29, 2012 at 12:29 pm)festive1 Wrote: ...

Firstly, this man has his virginity card.

So do I. Sad Tongue

Well, dearie, I think you are probably younger than this guy.
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