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A message from The Queen of Britain to The USA
#31
RE: A message from The Queen of Britain to The USA
alright, since that facebook "joke" is chocked full of insults aimed at one's nationality, one good turn deserves another right?



Somebody should remind that pretentious royal bitch and her country full of tea swilling dandies some quick facts as well:

1. What does a queen know about democracy? It's called a vote bitch, US citizens don't wait around for hundreds of years of inbreeding to give them their next president.

2. She can't even conquer the drunken Irish that habitat her own puny island country. How is she supposed to run off the mighty US???

3. As for responsibility regarding the bastardization of the English language (look up 'bastardization'), you can blame your own countrymen, the Irish, and the Gypsies long before you blame the USA. See the movie Snatch for an example.

4. American's are British ... or European of some sort. American's are a country of immigrants. It's your ancestors that screwed up their own language at some point. The only true language native to America was nearly wiped out when our European ancestors (turned "American" by that point) killed everyone.

5. Tell that blue-blooded bitch that her and her family are a huge burden on the British people. Our presidential family doesn't score even an 1/8th of the income that she does. Who is she to judge anyone?



What's that old quip? o yeah: "HEY hey, don't get so upset, it's just a joke man!"
I'm sure I could list a whole lot more national insults and package them up as "funny" for everyone to enjoy. Undecided
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#32
RE: A message from The Queen of Britain to The USA
(November 15, 2012 at 8:31 pm)The_Germans_are_coming Wrote: [Image: victoria.jpeg]
She would definitely win the cage match.
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#33
RE: A message from The Queen of Britain to The USA
(November 15, 2012 at 8:33 pm)Cinjin Wrote: alright, since that facebook "joke" is chocked full of insults aimed at one's nationality, one good turn deserves another right?



Somebody should remind that pretentious royal bitch and her country full of tea swilling dandies some quick facts as well:

1. What does a queen know about democracy? It's called a vote bitch, US citizens don't wait around for hundreds of years of inbreeding to give them their next president.

2. She can't even conquer the drunken Irish that habitat her own puny island country. How is she supposed to run off the mighty US???

3. As for responsibility regarding the bastardization of the English language (look up 'bastardization'), you can blame your own countrymen, the Irish, and the Gypsies long before you blame the USA. See the movie Snatch for an example.

4. American's are British ... or European of some sort. American's are a country of immigrants. It's your ancestors that screwed up their own language at some point. The only true language native to America was nearly wiped out when our European ancestors (turned "American" by that point) killed everyone.

5. Tell that blue-blooded bitch that her and her family are a huge burden on the British people. Our presidential family doesn't score even an 1/8th of the income that she does. Who is she to judge anyone?



What's that old quip? o yeah: "HEY hey, don't get so upset, it's just a joke man!"
I'm sure I could list a whole lot more national insults and package them up as "funny" for everyone to enjoy. Undecided

Well there always one that has to ruin a joke.
But to the points
1. Why do you think the PM has most of the power. Does the British civil war ring a bell?
2. England did at one point but we let it go a long time ago.
3. Well American is getting so far from English it might as well be its own language.
4. Nothing to say
5. I agree and slowly the rest of the UK are as well, in fact any type of Royal thing, the British are the least impressed, like the wedding of Will and Kate or was it the other brother?
Now the serious stuff is over, let the banter continue.

(November 15, 2012 at 8:41 pm)festive1 Wrote:
(November 15, 2012 at 8:31 pm)The_Germans_are_coming Wrote: [Image: victoria.jpeg]
She would definitely win the cage match.
No shit she's 80 years younger ROFLOL
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Know more about the world than I knew yesterday and lessen the suffering of others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
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#34
RE: A message from The Queen of Britain to The USA
Quote:15. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups, with saucers, and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season.

I'd rather drink urine.
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#35
RE: A message from The Queen of Britain to The USA
(November 15, 2012 at 7:42 pm)festive1 Wrote: We have roundabouts here in DC... Many have stoplights in them... Somehow I think this wasn't the intended purpose of either roundabouts or stoplights. And driving on the left... I'd die my first venture out! Tongue


Walking in London is dangerous enough....the fuckers come at you from the wrong side when you cross the street.
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#36
RE: A message from The Queen of Britain to The USA
(November 15, 2012 at 10:21 pm)Faith No More Wrote:
Quote:15. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups, with saucers, and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season.

I'd rather drink urine.

That's covered in point nine, regarding beer.

Actually, I'm having doubts about that message as having come from the Queen anyway. I see no mention of warming the pot first before even attempting to serve the tea, nor the fact that one must always put the milk, if taken, into the cup last. Any True Englisher, even a walking United Nations whose genetic lineage dictates that she must be her own ancestor by a factor of at least several dozen generations, would never make such a glaring omission.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#37
RE: A message from The Queen of Britain to The USA
I don't mind the Dutch police.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxWqa9ApcpI


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#38
RE: A message from The Queen of Britain to The USA
(November 15, 2012 at 10:31 pm)Stimbo Wrote:
(November 15, 2012 at 10:21 pm)Faith No More Wrote: I'd rather drink urine.

That's covered in point nine, regarding beer.

Actually, I'm having doubts about that message as having come from the Queen anyway. I see no mention of warming the pot first before even attempting to serve the tea, nor the fact that one must always put the milk, if taken, into the cup last. Any True Englisher, even a walking United Nations whose genetic lineage dictates that she must be her own ancestor by a factor of at least several dozen generations, would never make such a glaring omission.

Its a Joke message if you haven't figured it out already and not from the Queen well not from that one anyway, It might have come from Elton John ROFLOL
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful" - Edward Gibbon (Offen misattributed to Lucius Annaeus Seneca or Seneca the Younger) (Thanks to apophenia for the correction)
'I am driven by two main philosophies:
Know more about the world than I knew yesterday and lessen the suffering of others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain
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#39
RE: A message from The Queen of Britain to The USA
See, this is what happens when I don't use smilies. I thought you lot would've got used to me by now..?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#40
RE: A message from The Queen of Britain to The USA
(November 15, 2012 at 10:56 pm)Stimbo Wrote: See, this is what happens when I don't use smilies. I thought you lot would've got used to me by now..?

Some people will never understand irony.
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