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A message from The Queen of Britain to The USA
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RE: A message from The Queen of Britain to The USA
November 15, 2012 at 8:06 pm
(November 15, 2012 at 7:49 pm)festive1 Wrote: Umm... I feel obligated to inform you that "spunk" is a slang term for male ejaculate on this side of the pond. So Kirbmarc's reaction is valid.

This side too. It's almost as though I was going for comic effect, isn't it? Wink 'Almost' probably being the word...

And I think you'll find it's 'obliged'. Angel (gonna run out of angels soon)
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RE: A message from The Queen of Britain to The USA
November 15, 2012 at 8:06 pm
Quote:I dont know exactly how I made it out there alive

You're a lucky, lucky boy. Tip: never try that again. Or mistake a Scotsman for English. This said by a proud descendant of the Campbell clan (from my mother's side; my dad's ancestry is a mix of Italian, Hungarian and Irish)
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RE: A message from The Queen of Britain to The USA
November 15, 2012 at 8:08 pm
(November 15, 2012 at 8:05 pm)Gooders1002 Wrote: So, you did not colonise it, we did so:
[Image: Huge_smiley_with_tongue_out.gif]

LOL
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RE: A message from The Queen of Britain to The USA
November 15, 2012 at 8:09 pm (This post was last modified: November 15, 2012 at 8:10 pm by festive1.)
(November 15, 2012 at 8:06 pm)Stimbo Wrote:
(November 15, 2012 at 7:49 pm)festive1 Wrote: Umm... I feel obligated to inform you that "spunk" is a slang term for male ejaculate on this side of the pond. So Kirbmarc's reaction is valid.

This side too. It's almost as though I was going for comic effect, isn't it? Wink 'Almost' probably being the word...

And I think you'll find it's 'obliged'. Angel (gonna run out of angels soon)

Alas, I am not well versed enough in British slang to know what crosses over... Forgive me!! Begging
(November 15, 2012 at 7:58 pm)Kousbroek Wrote:
(November 15, 2012 at 7:03 pm)Gooders1002 Wrote: [Image: 599835_376189742469962_1293731576_n.jpg]

[Image: zqflqg1lu7pb.jpg]

Am I the only one who thinks a cage match to the death between these two would be fucking awesome?!?!??
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RE: A message from The Queen of Britain to The USA
November 15, 2012 at 8:16 pm
(November 15, 2012 at 8:09 pm)festive1 Wrote:
(November 15, 2012 at 8:06 pm)Stimbo Wrote: This side too. It's almost as though I was going for comic effect, isn't it? Wink 'Almost' probably being the word...

And I think you'll find it's 'obliged'. Angel (gonna run out of angels soon)

Alas, I am not well versed enough in British slang to know what crosses over... Forgive me!! Begging
(November 15, 2012 at 7:58 pm)Kousbroek Wrote: [Image: zqflqg1lu7pb.jpg]

Am I the only one who thinks a cage match to the death between these two would be fucking awesome?!?!??
If they did not die of old age first lol
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RE: A message from The Queen of Britain to The USA
November 15, 2012 at 8:20 pm (This post was last modified: November 15, 2012 at 8:22 pm by Cyberman.)
(November 15, 2012 at 8:16 pm)Gooders1002 Wrote:
(November 15, 2012 at 7:58 pm)Kousbroek Wrote: Am I the only one who thinks a cage match to the death between these two would be fucking awesome?!?!??
If they did not die of old age first lol

That would still be pretty epic:

"Let's get ready to rumblllllle!"

<thud>

<thud>

I don't know about you, but I'd watch that.
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RE: A message from The Queen of Britain to The USA
November 15, 2012 at 8:22 pm
(November 15, 2012 at 8:20 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I don't know about you, but I'd watch that.

OH YEAH !! ROFLOL
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RE: A message from The Queen of Britain to The USA
November 15, 2012 at 8:23 pm
(November 15, 2012 at 8:20 pm)Stimbo Wrote: That would still be pretty epic:

"Let's get ready to rumblllllle!"

<thud>

<thud>

I don't know about you, but I'd watch that.

Hell, I'd PAY to watch that!
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RE: A message from The Queen of Britain to The USA
November 15, 2012 at 8:30 pm
(November 15, 2012 at 7:55 pm)Gooders1002 Wrote:
(November 15, 2012 at 7:39 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: P.S. You blokes should be more grateful that we let you keep what's left of your pathetic Empire.

Angel
What empire? we no longer have one, we have a commonwealth, by no longer a Empire, your the ones with an empire now.

Exactly.
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RE: A message from The Queen of Britain to The USA
November 15, 2012 at 8:31 pm
@ Kousbroek

actualy, you werent the first in north america.
the spanish were first and then came the french.

And who was the first to own the regions arround Delaware, New Jersey and Pennsylvania?

It was called Nya Sverigie.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Sweden

Yes! Sweden!

How about you all become sweeds? And enjoy all the benefits of the scandinavian social state!

with a very attractive princess to become queen:

[Image: victoria.jpeg]

Du gamla du fria!
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