If I do say so myself I am quite proud. Despite being faced with the most irritating broken record of a human being that this forum has ever witnessed, I didn't snap, lose my temper, or bitch him out once. I stayed calm. I applied logic and reason. And I walked away feeling immeasurably superior for it.

Seriously, I was gonna make his posting into a drinking game.

Every time he says "Debunked as usual" without debunking a thing, take a sip. Every time he copypastes the "qur'an challenge" thing, take a sip. Every time he demands evidence from people on the internet then scoffs and dismisses internet-borne evidence, take a shot. And every time he takes on an air of undeserved victory, finish your drink.

I do not recommend this drinking game for lightweights, at all. And I also warn you all that this drinking game can result in alcohol poisoning. If you feel you will end up with alcohol poisoning, replace alcohol with weed. You win the game if you get to this post without passing out or getting distracted by fractal artwork.

Quote: I didn't snap, lose my temper, or bitch him out once.

Where's the fun in that?

(December 10, 2012 at 2:14 am)Creed of Heresy Wrote: If I do say so myself I am quite proud. Despite being faced with the most irritating broken record of a human being that this forum has ever witnessed, I didn't snap, lose my temper, or bitch him out once. I stayed calm. I applied logic and reason. And I walked away feeling immeasurably superior for it.

Seriously, I was gonna make his posting into a drinking game.

Every time he says "Debunked as usual" without debunking a thing, take a sip. Every time he copypastes the "qur'an challenge" thing, take a sip. Every time he demands evidence from people on the internet then scoffs and dismisses internet-borne evidence, take a shot. And every time he takes on an air of undeserved victory, finish your drink.

I do not recommend this drinking game for lightweights, at all. And I also warn you all that this drinking game can result in alcohol poisoning. If you feel you will end up with alcohol poisoning, replace alcohol with weed. You win the game if you get to this post without passing out or getting distracted by fractal artwork.

Sounds good

I actually did get a bit ticked, and started putting exclamation points on everything, but nothing too bad. I tend to be pretty calm (...right?). I wouldn't recommend this to anyone who has a short fuse...seriously...

(December 10, 2012 at 2:15 am)Minimalist Wrote:

Quote: I didn't snap, lose my temper, or bitch him out once.

Where's the fun in that?

I'M NOT LIKE YOU, MIN, I CAN'T SUM UP ALL MY CONTEMPT FOR SOMEONE IN A SINGLE SENTENCE!!

Go ahead, Fido. Take the koran challenge.

It has occurred to me that there are actually threads other than this one that have gotten posts after this one was created (not many, but still some). It makes you think: it's all fun and games until the troll migrates to another thread... *shudders at the thought*

(December 10, 2012 at 2:21 am)Minimalist Wrote:

Go ahead, Fido. Take the koran challenge.

Words cannot describe the insane laughter that just burst forth from me when I saw this.

Min, if there was a way for me to give you 100 kudos for that one single post, I would. I would kudos that post so fucking hard you have no idea.

(December 10, 2012 at 2:16 am)Darkstar Wrote: I actually did get a bit ticked, and started putting exclamation points on everything, but nothing too bad. I tend to be pretty calm (...right?). I wouldn't recommend this to anyone who has a short fuse...seriously...

Unfortunately I did lose it more than once. He really shortened my fuse. I luckily I was able to suppress my full anger and old half blow.

It was his "I know you are but what am I?" attitude that pissed me off. Also the demands for ridiculously unreasonable evidence made in the knowledge that they were totally unrealistic, while at the same time excluding himself. Not to mention the smug superiority, the arguing with the mods about what the rules mean, the inexhaustible supply of persecution cards... everything he posted, basically. Other than that, though, he was lots of fun.