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And really bad puns ...
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A Buddhist goes into a hamburger joint and says "make me one with everything"
![[Image: mybannerglitter06eee094.gif]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i118.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fo112%2Fpussinboots_photos%2FBikes%2Fmybannerglitter06eee094.gif) If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71.  RE: And really bad puns ...
December 27, 2012 at 10:04 am
(This post was last modified: December 27, 2012 at 10:05 am by Whateverist.)
(December 27, 2012 at 9:02 am)Zen Badger Wrote: A Buddhist goes into a hamburger joint and says "make me one with everything" The proprietor pocketed the money, and handed the Buddhist his hamburger. The Buddhist, after waiting for a moment, asked for his change. The proprietor looked at him and said, “Change comes from within.” With a wistful smile, the Buddhist walked away. 
Dammit now I crave a hamburger.
Did you hear the one about the guy who had sex with a canary? Caught a nasty case of chirpies. Worst part about it though, it's untweetable.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
(December 27, 2012 at 11:57 am)Rhythm Wrote: Did you hear the one about the guy who had sex with a canary? Caught a nasty case of chirpies. Worst part about it though, it's untweetable. I would've thought the worst part would've been having a penis with the size necessary for successful sex with a canary. 
Well, not really a pun, but I "baby goat you not", I saw an Doctor's office sign in a parking lot that read "OBGYN.......(and under that it read "for women") "No really!" If they hadn't told me that I would have made an appointment.(True story fyi)
If it is semaphore does that mean it is an amature flag and not a pro one?  ![[Image: OmDo6.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i.imgur.com%2FOmDo6.jpg)
What is Dracula's cooler brother called? Spectacula'
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
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