(February 1, 2013 at 2:02 am)Baalzebutt Wrote:

(February 1, 2013 at 1:51 am)Minimalist Wrote: I hate tacos.

You hate tacos???!!!

That is downright unamerican! You must be one of them there terrorists that hate America if you don't even like good American food!

I think the Mexicans come here because the food is better.

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Quote:Yikes, that's bad.

Yep...I voted for Nixon twice and Reagan once. Of course that was a very long time ago and neither of those fuckers could be republicunts today.

I have so many questions for atheists - I don't hardly know where to begin!


Why don't you believe in the Bible? It's obviously the word of god!
Is all your sinning worth an eternity in Hell?!
Why wouldn't you want to be loved by the one true god?!
Why can't you just ignore reason and logic? It's not about having answers, it's about having faith.


(I've actually been told that last one. Yes, I did indeed burst out in open laughter.)

Aside from Jesus freaks, are there any characteristics/habits that other people do that instantly makes you hate them?

Why do grumpy old farts wear horizontally striped Polo-shirts?

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And does your dick stop your pants from falling down?

(February 1, 2013 at 1:32 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Are you now, or have you ever been a member of the Communist Party? /mccarthy

Shit, damn it. Cant go anywhere without people prying into my private life. What is with you capitalist pigs?

What's the meaning of life, the universe and everything?

(February 1, 2013 at 6:41 am)pocaracas Wrote: What's the meaning of life, the universe and everything?

ABBA,

Oops, that's a can of worms we don't need opened again. Keep moving nothing to see here.

(Says prayer to Agnetha)

What do you think of this:



I bought one for my ex and am considereing buying a new one for potential newcomers.

Does it have to much or far to little latex on it?

(January 31, 2013 at 10:09 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I think on Sundays when I know the jesus freaks are being bored to tears in their fucking churches.

That helps.

Few things please me more than going past a church on a Sunday morning whilst out being an antisocial bastard on the bike.

And I think to myself "what a waste of a morning".

(February 1, 2013 at 2:07 am)Baalzebutt Wrote:

(February 1, 2013 at 2:03 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: American tacos suck donkey balls.

I am reasonably certain they are <b>MADE</b> from donkey balls...

Actually there is a show on the Travel Channel cable tv network about "strange foods", the show is called "Bizarre Foods". If tacos have been made from donkey balls I am sure the host Andrew has had them.