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RE: For the logic impaired...
April 4, 2013 at 8:55 pm
(April 4, 2013 at 7:47 pm)Statler Waldorf Wrote: (April 4, 2013 at 11:03 am)YahwehIsTheWay Wrote: First of all, cite me chapter and verse where the Holey Babble has anything to say about life beginning at conception. Don't waste your time. It aint there.
Perhaps life beginning at conception is so self-evident and ridiculously clear that scripture didn’t waste it’s time affirming it. Biologically we know that life begins at conception. Logically, any argument trying to suggest it doesn’t begin at conception can be reduced to absurdity, you cannot win this debate.
Welcome back! And I don't need to win this debate for I have a powerful ally in the Lord our Gawd! Behold as Gawd's Holey Word says:
Quote:Numbers 3:15 Number the children of Levi after the house of their fathers, by their families: every male from a month old and upward shalt thou number them.
The Lord makes it clear that younger than one month, babies don't even count for beans. Not to say they count for much after that, since children have no rights according to the Holey Babble any more than a man's property, his wife/concubine, does!
You come close to being a Christian at times, Stat, but you need to be schooled a little more in the Holey Babble. I'll be glad to teach you more on request.
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RE: For the logic impaired...
April 4, 2013 at 9:49 pm
(April 4, 2013 at 8:55 pm)YahwehIsTheWay Wrote: The Lord makes it clear that younger than one month, babies don't even count for beans. Not to say they count for much after that, since children have no rights according to the Holey Babble any more than a man's property, his wife/concubine, does!
You come close to being a Christian at times, Stat, but you need to be schooled a little more in the Holey Babble. I'll be glad to teach you more on request.
Really? Dude, you're like the fifth worst Christian. Hades, even Pol Pot probrably was better than you...
Judges 13:7
But he said unto me, Behold, thou shalt conceive, and bear a son; and now drink no wine nor strong drink, neither eat any unclean thing: for the child shall be a Nazarite to God from the womb to the day of his death.
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RE: For the logic impaired...
April 4, 2013 at 9:56 pm
Quote:I like how the pro-lifer started out with how we should protect them until we're sure - with the caveat immediately following "since we'll probably never be absolutely sure"...lol. I'd wager that said pro-lifer is incapable of considering the one without the other. It's a package deal. Wouldn't offer our surety as a pro-choice argument if they thought there was even a chance that we might possess it.
who are you talking about?
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.
Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
Quote:Some people deserve hell.
I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
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RE: For the logic impaired...
April 4, 2013 at 10:35 pm
(April 4, 2013 at 9:49 pm)catfish Wrote: Really? Dude, you're like the fifth worst Christian. Hades, even Pol Pot probrably was better than you...
Says the dumb ass phony Christian who doesn't even think the Holey Babble is an authority, except when you decide that it is. Most sissy, namby-pamby Christians like to pick-and-choose as if the Lord's Word were some kind of buffet table but at least they try to feign ignorance or present obtuse re-interpretation of the parts they don't like. You brazenly and arrogantly have decided to be the sole arbiter of what is and is not Holy in the Babble, as if you had divine insight to know the mind of Gawd.
Quote:Judges 13:7
But he said unto me, Behold, thou shalt conceive, and bear a son; and now drink no wine nor strong drink, neither eat any unclean thing: for the child shall be a Nazarite to God from the womb to the day of his death.
And prophecy of the birth of Sampson, speaking to the divine insight into the future, knowing that Sampson wouldn't end up being miscarried before birth (the Lord is the most active of all the abortion doctors, since so many pregnancies end in miscarriage, sometimes even before the woman knows she's carrying), proves what again? Did you get that verse off some anti-abortion pamphlet or did you even bother to look it up?
I deride your pitiful knowledge of the Babble. Why do you even bother, since you are so self-righteous as to make up your own version of Christianity as you go along? Just write your own scripture and be done with it already!
Dumb ass phony Christian!
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RE: For the logic impaired...
April 4, 2013 at 11:08 pm
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The stupidy is so thick that you aren't even recognised as a fundy anymore... 
Round two of the "True Christian™" game?
You ran from the last one with your tail between your legs, care to try again?
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RE: For the logic impaired...
April 4, 2013 at 11:12 pm
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.
Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
Quote:Some people deserve hell.
I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
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RE: For the logic impaired...
April 4, 2013 at 11:23 pm
Nah, it's not...
Here's how it'll go down if he attempts to play the game again:
YITW:2 Timothy 3:16 King James Version (KJV)
16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
Me: So? What does that mean?
YITW: blah, blah, blah, fluff, denial, deflection, "Phony ass Christian!"
Me:
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RE: For the logic impaired...
April 4, 2013 at 11:28 pm
(April 4, 2013 at 11:08 pm)catfish Wrote: The stupidy is so think [sic] that you aren't even recognised [sic] as a fundy anymore...
Learn to spell and avoid typos before you try to look clever bandying around ad hominems.
Quote:Round two of the "True Christian™" game?
You ran from the last one with your tail between your legs, care to try again?
You mean this train wreck of yours? I've linked so people can read, face palm and make up their own minds on how well you handled yourself.
I will say that I see you are just as able to make up your own past as you are at making up your own religion. Too bad the rest of us live in the real world.
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RE: For the logic impaired...
April 4, 2013 at 11:40 pm
(April 4, 2013 at 9:56 pm)missluckie26 Wrote: Quote:I like how the pro-lifer started out with how we should protect them until we're sure - with the caveat immediately following "since we'll probably never be absolutely sure"...lol. I'd wager that said pro-lifer is incapable of considering the one without the other. It's a package deal. Wouldn't offer our surety as a pro-choice argument if they thought there was even a chance that we might possess it.
who are you talking about?
Some random pro lifer on the site you linked. I don't know who the guy is..lol.
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RE: For the logic impaired...
April 5, 2013 at 12:18 am
(April 4, 2013 at 11:28 pm)YahwehIsTheWay Wrote: (April 4, 2013 at 11:08 pm)catfish Wrote: The stupidy is so think [sic] that you aren't even recognised [sic] as a fundy anymore...
Learn to spell and avoid typos before you try to look clever bandying around ad hominems.
Quote:Round two of the "True Christian™" game?
You ran from the last one with your tail between your legs, care to try again?
You mean this train wreck of yours? I've linked so people can read, face palm and make up their own minds on how well you handled yourself.
I will say that I see you are just as able to make up your own past as you are at making up your own religion. Too bad the rest of us live in the real world.
Thanks 4 that mr spell-check, but u need to czech your dictionary phile.
Wut "train wreck"? Ewe through a Bible verse @ me like it meant sumthing. Reel life doesn't wurk that way.
BTW, keep nitpicking about spelling, it shows your true colours...
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