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| That's what people tell me. Obviously, I think otherwise. | 0 | 0% | |
| Liez! Everything is sensible in a roundabout manor. Call me Wayne. | 0 | 0% | |
| Seriously... I'm not going to let this die. | 0 | 0% | |
| I can only pick one of these. It's not going to be this one. | 10 | 66.67% | |
| Why do I waste my time here, again? There are nubs to stomp! | 0 | 0% | |
| I CAN'T CRUSH A COCKROACH! | 0 | 0% | |
| This one time a bug flew past me. That's right, bug: FLY ON BY! Nobody wanted to talk to you anywayz! You and your mandibles. | 2 | 13.33% | |
Keeping this up every day sounds annoying. Maybe I can make it part of my annoyance routine: eat, shower, brush teeth, say something that nobody would understand anyway.  |
3 | 20.00% | |
| Total | 15 vote(s) | 100% | |
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Shit Violet says.
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 (April 14, 2013 at 10:48 am)Kayenneh Wrote:(April 14, 2013 at 10:44 am)frz Wrote: what? you don't have a pee-pee? What kind of person are you? Ahhh! Aliens on the board! Alien on the board! What?! You have no pee pee?!?!? It should be somewhere in your lady parts. Look again. 
I don't think I'll post anything here...wait why am I typing? WHat's going on?! NONONONONO! AHHHHHHHHHH-
 (April 14, 2013 at 11:03 am)whateverist Wrote: What?! You have no pee pee?!?!? It should be somewhere in your lady parts. Look again. Do you know how frigging hard it is to find the female urethra (especially with a mirror)?! 
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
RE: Shit Violet says.
April 14, 2013 at 11:23 am
(This post was last modified: April 14, 2013 at 11:24 am by Whateverist.)
(April 14, 2013 at 11:18 am)Kayenneh Wrote:(April 14, 2013 at 11:03 am)whateverist Wrote: What?! You have no pee pee?!?!? It should be somewhere in your lady parts. Look again. Oh I know! But just as amazing is the force of stream you ladies can make. From an opening you can't hardly see can come an absolute gusher. Of course our gentleman parts are notorious for making peeing harder as we age but even as a kid I couldn't empty my bladder in anything close to the time any woman can. (Of course, for whizzing on the side of the trail I'll keep what I've got.) You know I really appreciate the depth of discussion we are able to have here on AF.  (April 14, 2013 at 11:26 am)Insanity x Wrote:(April 14, 2013 at 11:23 am)whateverist Wrote: Of course our gentleman parts are notorious for making peeing harder as we age but even as a kid I couldn't empty my bladder in anything close to the time any woman can. My money is on the filly every time. (April 14, 2013 at 11:23 am)whateverist Wrote: You know I really appreciate the depth of discussion we are able to have here on AF. Ditto!
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
With so many people urinating, I'm thinking that you're feeling "the depth" of something, but it ain't religion.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."
-Stephen Jay Gould 
I don't even have to open my mouth: yall've got me covered.
Shit Violet's Girlfriend says after calling into work to tell them she's sick: "Lilly, could you go next door and ask them if we can borrow a thermometer?" Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
Hey Look!!!!!
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