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Sum up your last sexual encounter
Mystical Offline
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RE: Sum up your last sexual encounter
June 8, 2013 at 12:17 am
Lady on the streets but a freak in the bed? Yes pleaseWink

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Pearl Harbor

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

Holes
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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#132
RE: Sum up your last sexual encounter
June 8, 2013 at 12:24 am
Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood

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#133
RE: Sum up your last sexual encounter
June 8, 2013 at 1:18 am
A new day, a new movie:

Pee Wee's Big Adventure.
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#134
RE: Sum up your last sexual encounter
June 8, 2013 at 1:23 am
Being There
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#135
RE: Sum up your last sexual encounter
June 8, 2013 at 3:19 am
(June 6, 2013 at 12:28 pm)KichigaiNeko Wrote: "Hero"

I don't get the reference
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#136
RE: Sum up your last sexual encounter
June 8, 2013 at 4:06 am
(June 8, 2013 at 3:19 am)Zen Badger Wrote:
(June 6, 2013 at 12:28 pm)KichigaiNeko Wrote: "Hero"

I don't get the reference
Busted!
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#137
RE: Sum up your last sexual encounter
June 8, 2013 at 4:13 am
(June 8, 2013 at 4:06 am)pocaracas Wrote:
(June 8, 2013 at 3:19 am)Zen Badger Wrote: I don't get the reference
Busted!

Dammit!
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#138
RE: Sum up your last sexual encounter
June 8, 2013 at 4:40 am
(June 8, 2013 at 4:13 am)Zen Badger Wrote:
(June 8, 2013 at 4:06 am)pocaracas Wrote: Busted!

Dammit!

Hehe
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RE: Sum up your last sexual encounter
June 8, 2013 at 4:57 am (This post was last modified: June 8, 2013 at 5:03 am by Mystical.)
I don't either, what's so funny?
Femme Fatale

Damnit I'm addicted
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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#140
RE: Sum up your last sexual encounter
June 8, 2013 at 6:04 am
He was very tired at the time. Hehe
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