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Hall of wit and epicness.

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Hall of wit and epicness.
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#151
RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
July 9, 2013 at 11:50 pm
(July 9, 2013 at 2:20 pm)Creed of Heresy Wrote: Mostly because I want to have an absolute gleegasm over Texas coming up blue for a presidential election...

The thought makes me smile, but the clincher has to be "gleegasm". Clap
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#152
RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
July 10, 2013 at 10:21 pm
BadWritersParty Wrote:http://atheistforums.org/thread-19631-page-17.html

And remember, GC, that just telling us where to go find it is not the same as showing it. I can show you my penis right now to prove that I have one, and that automatically makes my presentation greater than your god.

I thought this counted as witty. Made me giggle, anyways Wink
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#153
RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
July 11, 2013 at 10:23 am
(July 11, 2013 at 9:41 am)popeyespappy Wrote:
jamie_russels Wrote:(I'm pretty sure that's right, I had to ask some Asian guy I know to do the math for me. I kinda suck at math)

Honey, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but you kinda suck at a lot of things. Critical thinking being very high on the list.

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When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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#154
RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
July 11, 2013 at 5:38 pm
(July 11, 2013 at 5:32 pm)Chuck Wrote:
(July 11, 2013 at 5:27 pm)Koolay Wrote: Not that different really, Asians and whites still are the best.

Your wife might disagree.

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#155
RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
July 12, 2013 at 12:36 am



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#156
RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
July 12, 2013 at 2:15 pm
(July 11, 2013 at 10:23 am)Kayenneh Wrote: [Image: 89206d1350908826-salikomediaa-apply_cold...145373.jpg]

My wife just managed to get all the piping hot sweet sauce from my chinese take away all over my hand. We re-enacted this moment for real.

Turns out I scream like a little girl when burnt.



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#157
RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
July 12, 2013 at 2:18 pm
(July 12, 2013 at 2:15 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: Turns out I scream like a little girl when burnt.

Who doesn't?
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#158
RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
July 12, 2013 at 7:16 pm
I don't. I just walk around saying shit under clenched teeth.
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
July 12, 2013 at 7:32 pm
Then you haven't had a severe enough burn.
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#160
RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
July 12, 2013 at 7:51 pm
Nothing more than first-degree burns, here. But I have burned many times. And I will burn for eternity in hell.
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