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Hall of wit and epicness.

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Hall of wit and epicness.
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
May 23, 2013 at 2:17 pm
(May 23, 2013 at 1:53 pm)Kayenneh Wrote:
(May 23, 2013 at 1:45 pm)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote: My asshole puckered when I read this. You may kiss the bunghole.

This made me laugh so hard! Big Grin

I... have to be... crude... to get... a post... in here...? Undecided

Oh well, that's the problem with talking over the heads of the masses. Sleepy You tell them fifty enlightening things a day, and the only one they understand is one about poopers Tiny Tiger

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Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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#132
RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
May 31, 2013 at 11:47 pm
(May 31, 2013 at 11:07 pm)Cinjin Wrote:
(May 31, 2013 at 10:55 pm)catfish Wrote: Do you have conclusive physical evidence of mental illness?
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Look in the mirror.


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#133
RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
June 2, 2013 at 1:42 pm
Kay really nailed it Big Grin

(June 1, 2013 at 9:40 am)Kayenneh Wrote: Compile your shit!

Taking account that is MS, and all the substance of his 'proofs' It would be tough to compile ROFLOL
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#134
RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
June 4, 2013 at 5:29 pm
(June 4, 2013 at 5:22 pm)NoraBrimstone Wrote:
(June 4, 2013 at 5:01 pm)The Germans are coming Wrote: I hate women with boyfriends who flirt with me.
Why? It's not their fault if their boyfriends flirt with you.
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#135
RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
June 8, 2013 at 12:50 pm
(June 8, 2013 at 12:36 pm)Maelstrom Wrote:
(June 8, 2013 at 12:31 pm)ideologue08 Wrote: or you get a throbbing erection from annoying people you don't even know.

The homoeroticism in that sentence is even gayer than me.


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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
June 8, 2013 at 3:44 pm
I nominate that one for fstdt. Explains everything!
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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#137
RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
June 8, 2013 at 4:53 pm
(June 8, 2013 at 4:45 pm)NoraBrimstone Wrote:
(June 8, 2013 at 4:43 pm)catfish Wrote: I'm offended by stupidity...
How do you live with yourself?

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#138
RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
June 9, 2013 at 3:29 pm
Why do posts about posts get more Kudos than the actual posts they are quoting? lol
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#139
RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
June 9, 2013 at 3:34 pm
Let's do an experiment...

Total epicness.

(June 9, 2013 at 3:29 pm)NoraBrimstone Wrote: Why do posts about posts get more Kudos than the actual posts they are quoting? lol

http://atheistforums.org/thread-15954-po...#pid460298

Give me your kudos.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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#140
RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
June 9, 2013 at 3:43 pm
(June 9, 2013 at 3:34 pm)Faith No More Wrote: Let's do an experiment...

Total epicness.

(June 9, 2013 at 3:29 pm)NoraBrimstone Wrote: Why do posts about posts get more Kudos than the actual posts they are quoting? lol

http://atheistforums.org/thread-15954-po...#pid460298

Give me your kudos.
Nope
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