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I have an issue opening doors
#31
RE: I have an issue opening doors
(July 24, 2013 at 1:27 pm)kılıç_mehmet Wrote: There is pride to be had in unarmed engagements.

Perhaps; but most of the time you just want a quick finish to the engagement. Pride can come after they fall.
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#32
RE: I have an issue opening doors
(July 24, 2013 at 7:39 pm)Stimbo Wrote:
(July 24, 2013 at 1:27 pm)kılıç_mehmet Wrote: There is pride to be had in unarmed engagements.

Perhaps; but most of the time you just want a quick finish to the engagement. Pride can come after they fall.

Well, I generally don't have engagements in forms of bar fights.
Fighting without a cause and reason is not an intelligent person would do.
I was just making a joke, though I guess it derailed the thread a bit.
Sorry about that.
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#33
RE: I have an issue opening doors
No need to be sorry - I was playing along with the joke. I'm just about the least confrontational person you could meet.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#34
RE: I have an issue opening doors
(July 24, 2013 at 7:54 pm)kılıç_mehmet Wrote:
(July 24, 2013 at 7:39 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Perhaps; but most of the time you just want a quick finish to the engagement. Pride can come after they fall.

Well, I generally don't have engagements in forms of bar fights.
Fighting without a cause and reason is not an intelligent person would do.
I was just making a joke, though I guess it derailed the thread a bit.
Sorry about that.

No problem, KM. I was just rolling with the joke as well.
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#35
RE: I have an issue opening doors
ITChick, You have a problem opening doors because I will always be there to shut it in your face. But not to the point where the door impacts You.
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#36
RE: I have an issue opening doors
(July 24, 2013 at 3:20 pm)festive1 Wrote: I open doors for others regardless of sex. If their hands are full I run ahead and open it. If they're right behind me I hold it open for them. I'm surprised no one has mentioned people with strollers yet. Open doors for them. It sucks negotiating opening a door and moving a stroller through it, especially when there are two doors (ie. buildings with the outer door, an anteroom, and the door to actually get into the building).

Ha! Those double doors are a freaking bane to my chivalrous nature. I open the outer door for the missus only to have to endure letting her open the inner. Unacceptable, says I. My solution so far has been to shove her ass aside, clearing a path. Ignoring the bruises, it seems to work.

To the OP, I have problems with doors, too, but I think it's because I'm a lefty. (God's chosen people.) Some doors just refuse to open with pressure applied on their left side. Heh, I've face planted more than one thisaway.
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#37
RE: I have an issue opening doors
What if it's a revolving door?
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#38
RE: I have an issue opening doors
(July 26, 2013 at 7:05 am)Zen Badger Wrote: What if it's a revolving door?

I hate these things, especially if someone in their rush enters the same portion that I am in.
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#39
RE: I have an issue opening doors
(July 26, 2013 at 7:05 am)Zen Badger Wrote: What if it's a revolving door?

The only purpose of a revolving door is to cause pain, confusion and embarassment. The electric ones are the worst where you have to time your entrance perfectly.
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#40
RE: I have an issue opening doors
(July 26, 2013 at 7:10 am)ITChick Wrote:
(July 26, 2013 at 7:05 am)Zen Badger Wrote: What if it's a revolving door?

The only purpose of a revolving door is to cause pain, confusion and embarassment. The electric ones are the worst where you have to time your entrance perfectly.

Yes, I guess the people who made it up wanted to restrict the entrance of too many people from a single door, so they made it like that so only a couple of people would be able to get into the building at any given time.
However the outcome is as you have described it to be.
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