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"IF" there was a God....
#1
"IF" there was a God....
...What would you ask, demand, blame etc... of Him (God)?

What would be your main gripe of God to air-out? Or maybe you don't have a gripe? But, most everyone here is angry. So, what gives?

Enlighten us Christians on what God (if there is one) should have done right? And what He needs to do to correct it (for you personally)?

This is a serious question btw.
Quis ut Deus?
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#2
RE: "IF" there was a God....
If there was a god, he wouldn't care about us. Anyway, I wouldn't be mad at god, not like god is required to take care of this world, that's silly. If there was a god, it'd be a completely different species that is many times more intelligent than humans, on the level that humans are more intelligent than say, a rat. This god would have to have peers (it doesn't make sense for anything to exist all by itself.) But yea.

The christian god, on the other hand ...
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#3
RE: "IF" there was a God....
1) Why did you make me an atheist
2) Why are you allowing the torture of millions of people in hell
3) Why did you put the tree in the middle of the garden
4) What's up with the design of our windpipe? I constantly choke on food - not cool
5) Why destroy the entire world (and loads of cities) every time you get pissed
6) What's up with the blood offerig thing. Why can't you forgive?
7) Are you gay (that one might be a bit rude, but I would like it if someone else asked as I'm interested in the answer)

Edit: This is for the christian god
Any spelling mistakes are due to my godlessness!
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#4
RE: "IF" there was a God....
(August 14, 2013 at 10:54 am)ITChick Wrote: 1) Why did you make me an atheist
2) Why are you allowing the torture of millions of people in hell
3) Why did you put the tree in the middle of the garden
4) What's up with the design of our windpipe? I constantly choke on food - not cool
5) Why destroy the entire world (and loads of cities) every time you get pissed
6) What's up with the blood offerig thing. Why can't you forgive?
7) Are you gay (that one might be a bit rude, but I would like it if someone else asked as I'm interested in the answer)

Edit: This is for the christian god

LOL! Ok... what about "God" in general? What would you remove from your Christian list?
Quis ut Deus?
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#5
RE: "IF" there was a God....
(August 14, 2013 at 10:58 am)ronedee Wrote:
(August 14, 2013 at 10:54 am)ITChick Wrote: 1) Why did you make me an atheist
2) Why are you allowing the torture of millions of people in hell
3) Why did you put the tree in the middle of the garden
4) What's up with the design of our windpipe? I constantly choke on food - not cool
5) Why destroy the entire world (and loads of cities) every time you get pissed
6) What's up with the blood offerig thing. Why can't you forgive?
7) Are you gay (that one might be a bit rude, but I would like it if someone else asked as I'm interested in the answer)

Edit: This is for the christian god

LOL! Ok... what about "God" in general? What would you remove from your Christian list?

Well, I'll ask the Flying Spaghetti monster why he hid the fossils. Then I'll thank him for the beer.

Don't know much about the gods of other religions.
Any spelling mistakes are due to my godlessness!
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#6
RE: "IF" there was a God....
If there is a god he is useless and not worth my energy.
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#7
RE: "IF" there was a God....
I'd ask how to reconcile general relativity and quantum mechanics.

I always wanted to fall ass-backward into a Nobel prize.
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#8
RE: "IF" there was a God....
Well if there is one, it's shown that it will not interfere with anything, so why bother being angry at something like that?
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#9
RE: "IF" there was a God....
I'd want to know where he came from.
Science flies us to the moon and stars. Religion flies us into buildings.

God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?
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#10
RE: "IF" there was a God....
While this is a fun game I would like to point out that we are not angry at your god. We get annoyed at how religion interferes with our lives and religious people can be really annoying (some atheists as well).

Most of the time we are just taking the piss.
Any spelling mistakes are due to my godlessness!
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