(August 21, 2013 at 4:35 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: [quote='Mark Dreher' pid='496221' dateline='1377116705']


What makes you think I would give a flying fuck about proving anything to some random Internet whack job?

You brought it up.

I just would like to see it.

You have my photo, which proves out the fulfillment of Revelation 19:16.

And Ezekiel 21:12.

And that's why, it is important.

It is written, "his name, will be found, on his thigh".

The Second Coming.

(August 21, 2013 at 4:51 pm)Mark Dreher Wrote: You have my photo, which proves out the fulfillment of Revelation 19:16.

You have my sympathy.

I'm still waiting for that explanation of how "name written on his thigh" means "one fat leg."

(August 21, 2013 at 4:55 pm)Faith No More Wrote: I'm still waiting for that explanation of how "name written on his thigh" means "one fat leg."

Yeah, I'm just not seeing how the dots connect.

(August 21, 2013 at 4:25 pm)Mark Dreher Wrote: I have a 32 inch waist, and a 30 inch thigh. And I believe, that is unique.

Sigh.. You believe. Oh, how great. How about knowing. And is this you?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pla...Kfac#t=108

(August 21, 2013 at 4:51 pm)Mark Dreher Wrote: It is written, "his name, will be found, on his thigh".

The Second Coming.

Those are two sentences you might want to reconsider using in succession.

(August 21, 2013 at 3:42 pm)Mark Dreher Wrote:

(August 21, 2013 at 3:02 pm)Stimbo Wrote: According to Grammar Police Directive 195, section 14(b) second paragraph, the word "real" is not a verb. Interestingly, the D and L keys are nowhere near each other on a standard keyboard, so it can't literally qualify as a typo either. You really do move in mysterious ways, don't you?


Why can't you tell me? Aren't you a god?

No Stimbo, there is only one God.

Just one.

And, it isn't me.

Well, I agree with you on that last part; but I didn't say you were "God". I said "a god". Swap that out for "Jesus", "messiah" or whatever safe word you want to use and have another crack at it.

By thje way, figured out how to use Google Image Search yet? You ought to. The Almighty Google has all the answers. It even knows all about you; there's no hiding from its ever-present gaze. Bow down, ye mortals, and make obeisance to the Almighty Google!

(And don't forget the cheezburger for Ceiling Cat... just in case.)

(August 21, 2013 at 4:47 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:

(August 21, 2013 at 4:44 pm)ITChick Wrote: Thanks Cthulu. Before your post I was wondering if I should:

a) Change my name
b) Change my picture
c) Move to a different country
d) Never have engaged in a conersation at all
e) All of the above

I was going for (e). (f), call pirates in helicopter sounds like a much better option.

Not just pirates - NINJA pirates, Chick.

What happened to the cyborg ninja pirates we used to have?

They were way cool.

(August 20, 2013 at 5:36 pm)futilethewinds Wrote: Is your avatar you? Because if so, you're a creepy looking dude.

Yes.

My avatar, is me.

You are, as you seem, to be portrayed.

Believe me.

If you are scary..


You are meant, to scare.

Someone.

You have a purpose, in life.


Milk toast, gets flushed.

Don't be milk toast.

My dear.

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(August 21, 2013 at 7:37 pm)Stimbo Wrote:

(August 21, 2013 at 3:42 pm)Mark Dreher Wrote: No Stimbo, there is only one God.

Just one.

And, it isn't me.

Well, I agree with you on that last part; but I didn't say you were "God". I said "a god". Swap that out for "Jesus", "messiah" or whatever safe word you want to use and have another crack at it.

By thje way, figured out how to use Google Image Search yet? You ought to. The Almighty Google has all the answers. It even knows all about you; there's no hiding from its ever-present gaze. Bow down, ye mortals, and make obeisance to the Almighty Google!

(And don't forget the cheezburger for Ceiling Cat... just in case.)

Stimpy Stimpy Stimpy.

What, am I going to do, with you?

Whew.


I don't know what to do, with the Jews, to be honest.

If I could be frank

I would be terrifying.


Holy shit.

Does God like Jews?

You are about

To find that out.



Again.



Holy shit.

Do'ya think you could force yourself to write in paragraphs, as a kindness to others as the way you're writing now is not as easy to read and takes up a lot of space. How about it?