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Why is Tyre Still Here When God Said it Would Sink Under the Waves?

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Why is Tyre Still Here When God Said it Would Sink Under the Waves?
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RE: Why is Tyre Still Here When God Said it Would Sink Under the Waves?
September 16, 2013 at 11:45 pm
I was that oblivious not too long ago. Till I woke up from the fairy tale
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RE: Why is Tyre Still Here When God Said it Would Sink Under the Waves?
September 16, 2013 at 11:49 pm
Watching YITW at work is sheer poetry.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#63
RE: Why is Tyre Still Here When God Said it Would Sink Under the Waves?
September 16, 2013 at 11:52 pm
(September 16, 2013 at 11:49 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Watching YITW at work is sheer poetry.

Indeed.

On an unrelated note, I really hate being on the outside of an inside joke.
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RE: Why is Tyre Still Here When God Said it Would Sink Under the Waves?
September 16, 2013 at 11:52 pm (This post was last modified: September 16, 2013 at 11:54 pm by YahwehIsTheWay.)
(September 16, 2013 at 11:32 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Should I tell him he's being had?

No. Definitely not.

Oh, shame on me for being such a shit to the newcomer. If you could only see me now, laughing my ass off. I do love this persona so much. But I'll do penance now...
(September 16, 2013 at 11:45 pm)searching4truth Wrote: I was that oblivious not too long ago. Till I woke up from the fairy tale

I really owe you an apology. I'm having way to much fun with this persona and I need to tell you about Poe's Law.

Poes Law Wrote:It is an observation that it's difficult, if not impossible, to distinguish between parodies of religious or other fundamentalism and its genuine proponents, since they both seem equally insane

and here's your winking smiley.

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RE: Why is Tyre Still Here When God Said it Would Sink Under the Waves?
September 16, 2013 at 11:59 pm
I forgive you and so does Jesus. Repent and thou shall be saved
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RE: Why is Tyre Still Here When God Said it Would Sink Under the Waves?
September 17, 2013 at 12:07 am
(September 16, 2013 at 11:59 pm)searching4truth Wrote: I forgive you and so does Jesus. Repent and thou shall be saved

No.
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RE: Why is Tyre Still Here When God Said it Would Sink Under the Waves?
September 17, 2013 at 12:08 am
(September 16, 2013 at 11:49 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Watching YITW at work is sheer poetry.







(One of the advantages of being an old fuck is that I remember this stuff!)
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RE: Why is Tyre Still Here When God Said it Would Sink Under the Waves?
September 17, 2013 at 12:11 am
Me too. When I was a kid, I genuinely thought that song was called "Oh, a tree in motion". I had this mental picture of a tree walking about.

I'm alright now though. Sometimes.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Why is Tyre Still Here When God Said it Would Sink Under the Waves?
September 17, 2013 at 12:13 am
(September 16, 2013 at 11:59 pm)searching4truth Wrote: I forgive you and so does Jesus. Repent and thou shall be saved

Amen! That's the great thing about our Lord. He'll forgive you for anything except saying or writing "I deny the Holy Spirit".

...

Uh oh.

Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh (falling into Hell)
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RE: Why is Tyre Still Here When God Said it Would Sink Under the Waves?
September 17, 2013 at 12:14 am
(September 17, 2013 at 12:07 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(September 16, 2013 at 11:59 pm)searching4truth Wrote: I forgive you and so does Jesus. Repent and thou shall be saved

No.
lol... ok
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