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Republican Wants to Ban Halloween:Sucking on Satans Candy Leads to Liberalism

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Republican Wants to Ban Halloween:Sucking on Satans Candy Leads to Liberalism
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Republican Wants to Ban Halloween:Sucking on Satans Candy Leads to Liberalism
October 31, 2013 at 12:14 pm
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RE: Republican Wants to Ban Halloween:Sucking on Satans Candy Leads to Liberalism
October 31, 2013 at 12:16 pm
I want to suck on Satan's sacks.

Too bad he is not real.
"What a little moonlight can do." ~ Billie Holiday
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RE: Republican Wants to Ban Halloween:Sucking on Satans Candy Leads to Liberalism
October 31, 2013 at 12:18 pm
Things have come to a sad state in this country. Satirists will have to redouble their efforts to separate themselves from True Republican asswipes.

When reality is funnier than satire we are all in trouble.
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RE: Republican Wants to Ban Halloween:Sucking on Satans Candy Leads to Liberalism
October 31, 2013 at 12:19 pm (This post was last modified: October 31, 2013 at 12:19 pm by Pretzel Logic.)
(October 31, 2013 at 12:16 pm)Maelstrom Wrote: I want to suck on Satan's sacks.

Too bad he is not real.

yes this turns me so on,so sexy

Brb now I need to Jerkoff
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RE: Republican Wants to Ban Halloween:Sucking on Satans Candy Leads to Liberalism
October 31, 2013 at 12:24 pm (This post was last modified: October 31, 2013 at 12:25 pm by Bob Kelso.)
Next time you see a bum begging for change ask then if they used to be a newspaper/internet satire cartoonist/writer. Bachmann and her ilk are ruining their jobs.
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RE: Republican Wants to Ban Halloween:Sucking on Satans Candy Leads to Liberalism
October 31, 2013 at 12:32 pm
When will Bachmann spontaneously combust as foretold in the great prophecy?
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RE: Republican Wants to Ban Halloween:Sucking on Satans Candy Leads to Liberalism
October 31, 2013 at 12:35 pm
Don't allow your kids to read Harry Potter either.
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RE: Republican Wants to Ban Halloween:Sucking on Satans Candy Leads to Liberalism
October 31, 2013 at 12:36 pm
(October 31, 2013 at 12:14 pm)Pretzel Logic Wrote: Soon you’ve got a country full of children sucking on Satan’s sacks...”
Freud would have a field-day with this.
Sum ergo sum
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RE: Republican Wants to Ban Halloween:Sucking on Satans Candy Leads to Liberalism
October 31, 2013 at 12:37 pm
Their Jesus character was not nailed to a Christmas tree. And Santa isn't a Christian symbol either.
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RE: Republican Wants to Ban Halloween:Sucking on Satans Candy Leads to Liberalism
October 31, 2013 at 12:50 pm
You DO realize this IS satire, right? I grant you, hard to tell at first glance. She certainly COULD have said something this bat-shit crazy. But she didn't.
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