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Republican Wants to Ban Halloween:Sucking on Satans Candy Leads to Liberalism

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Republican Wants to Ban Halloween:Sucking on Satans Candy Leads to Liberalism
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RE: Republican Wants to Ban Halloween:Sucking on Satans Candy Leads to Liberalism
October 31, 2013 at 12:53 pm
(October 31, 2013 at 12:50 pm)Raeven Wrote: You DO realize this IS satire, right? I grant you, hard to tell at first glance. She certainly COULD have said something this bat-shit crazy. But she didn't.

Doesn't matter, still outraged.
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RE: Republican Wants to Ban Halloween:Sucking on Satans Candy Leads to Liberalism
October 31, 2013 at 1:05 pm
(October 31, 2013 at 12:16 pm)Maelstrom Wrote: I want to suck on Satan's sacks.

Too bad he is not real.
I have physical proof he is real....

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RE: Republican Wants to Ban Halloween:Sucking on Satans Candy Leads to Liberalism
October 31, 2013 at 1:14 pm
(October 31, 2013 at 12:50 pm)Raeven Wrote: You DO realize this IS satire, right? I grant you, hard to tell at first glance. She certainly COULD have said something this bat-shit crazy. But she didn't.

Still doesn't change the hypocrisy of mixing pagan symbols with Jebus.
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RE: Republican Wants to Ban Halloween:Sucking on Satans Candy Leads to Liberalism
October 31, 2013 at 1:27 pm
(October 31, 2013 at 12:50 pm)Raeven Wrote: You DO realize this IS satire, right? I grant you, hard to tell at first glance. She certainly COULD have said something this bat-shit crazy. But she didn't.

This should have been everyone's first clue:


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RE: Republican Wants to Ban Halloween:Sucking on Satans Candy Leads to Liberalism
October 31, 2013 at 1:38 pm
Sucking on Satan's candy will give you type 2 diabolicabetes.
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RE: Republican Wants to Ban Halloween:Sucking on Satans Candy Leads to Liberalism
October 31, 2013 at 2:45 pm (This post was last modified: October 31, 2013 at 2:48 pm by Doubting Thomas.)
Quote:Soon you’ve got a country full of children sucking on Satan’s sacks

It's so funny how fundie Christians say things which end up being a double entendre. Maybe they all just need to get laid. I think that's why this satire is so believable, because they're often saying such things as "gays ramming their sexuality down our throats!"
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RE: Republican Wants to Ban Halloween:Sucking on Satans Candy Leads to Liberalism
October 31, 2013 at 3:06 pm
Quote:You DO realize this IS satire, right? I grant you, hard to tell at first glance. She certainly COULD have said something this bat-shit crazy. But she didn't.

Fair dues on both points. But Mrs. Bachmann has said some completely nutty things in the past.

Maybe she's just upset because someone dropped a house on her sister.

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RE: Republican Wants to Ban Halloween:Sucking on Satans Candy Leads to Liberalism
October 31, 2013 at 3:09 pm
(October 31, 2013 at 1:27 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(October 31, 2013 at 12:50 pm)Raeven Wrote: You DO realize this IS satire, right? I grant you, hard to tell at first glance. She certainly COULD have said something this bat-shit crazy. But she didn't.

This should have been everyone's first clue:

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RE: Republican Wants to Ban Halloween:Sucking on Satans Candy Leads to Liberalism
October 31, 2013 at 3:09 pm (This post was last modified: October 31, 2013 at 3:12 pm by Anomalocaris.)
If
(October 31, 2013 at 12:50 pm)Raeven Wrote: She certainly COULD have said something this bat-shit crazy.

then what difference does

(October 31, 2013 at 12:50 pm)Raeven Wrote: But she didn't.

Make?
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RE: Republican Wants to Ban Halloween:Sucking on Satans Candy Leads to Liberalism
October 31, 2013 at 3:37 pm
(October 31, 2013 at 3:09 pm)Chuck Wrote: If
(October 31, 2013 at 12:50 pm)Raeven Wrote: She certainly COULD have said something this bat-shit crazy.

then what difference does

(October 31, 2013 at 12:50 pm)Raeven Wrote: But she didn't.

Make?

Because facts matter. I can't stand the idiot bitch and I'm not defending her. But excoriate her on the abundance of true lunatic utterances she has made -- and not on the ones she hasn't. The ground is fertile enough, no?
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