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Poll: What do you think of this story in the Book of Job?
This poll is closed.
It's a completely literal story that should inspire Christians to do right.
6.67%
2 6.67%
Yahweh is way to concerned about how much people love him.
16.67%
5 16.67%
It's completely the Devil's fault.
3.33%
1 3.33%
God works in mysterious ways.
3.33%
1 3.33%
Both god and the devil are a couple of wicked wicked horrible, self-absorbed characters in a fictional story.
63.33%
19 63.33%
I'm proud to be a sheep. This is a great story.
6.67%
2 6.67%
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Yahweh, the Devil, and Job
#31
RE: Yahweh, the Devil, and Job
(November 3, 2013 at 12:43 am)catfish Wrote:
(November 3, 2013 at 12:33 am)Doubting Thomas Wrote: To which I'd ask him the question that I never get an answer to from Christians: Why would I ever want to worship a god that threatens me with eternal torture if I don't worship it?

In the Bible, he doesn't...

"eternal" is really just an eon and besides that, hell isn't real, it's a Greek myth. Undecided

Sorry, in Revelation it talks about people being tortured in the lake of fire forever, and the ones being burned "the smoke riseth to heaven forever and ever."
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#32
RE: Yahweh, the Devil, and Job
(November 3, 2013 at 9:23 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote:
(November 3, 2013 at 12:43 am)catfish Wrote: In the Bible, he doesn't...

"eternal" is really just an eon and besides that, hell isn't real, it's a Greek myth. Undecided

Sorry, in Revelation it talks about people being tortured in the lake of fire forever, and the ones being burned "the smoke riseth to heaven forever and ever."

Catfish's religion is cherry picking. He is the ultimate religious cherry picker. He doesn't like a lot of what the Bible says but he's still a gullible sheep.
He doesn't like Hell, guess what ... it's not in there. There's a LOT in the Bible he just conveniently changes to fit his own home-made christianity. He should call it Cherryanity.
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#33
RE: Yahweh, the Devil, and Job
(November 1, 2013 at 11:40 pm)catfish Wrote: Holy shit dude, it's not my Bible, you seriously can't be that dense, can you?

No. I merely think you are full of shit.

I thought I told you that before?
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#34
RE: Yahweh, the Devil, and Job
“When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, There's just something about you that pisses me off.”

-Stephen King
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#35
RE: Yahweh, the Devil, and Job
(November 2, 2013 at 11:21 pm)Drich Wrote:



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Like expected, everything you wrote is either a misdirection that doesn't even address the question or it's a bull shit excuse that no rational person would ever accept as a logical answer. They're so ridiculous they don't even deserve a response. You may go now.
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#36
RE: Yahweh, the Devil, and Job
That's just Drich justifying atrocities, fictional though they are. It's nothing new.
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#37
RE: Yahweh, the Devil, and Job
(November 3, 2013 at 9:23 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote:
(November 3, 2013 at 12:43 am)catfish Wrote: In the Bible, he doesn't...

"eternal" is really just an eon and besides that, hell isn't real, it's a Greek myth. Undecided

Sorry, in Revelation it talks about people being tortured in the lake of fire forever, and the ones being burned "the smoke riseth to heaven forever and ever."

Sorry, you should research the Greek words yourself, just sayin'....

(November 3, 2013 at 9:45 pm)Cinjin Wrote: Like expected, everything you wrote is either a misdirection that doesn't even address the question or it's a bull shit excuse that no rational person would ever accept as a logical answer. They're so ridiculous they don't even deserve a response. You may go now.

Just smack yourself in the head for me, mmm'kay?
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#38
RE: Yahweh, the Devil, and Job
(November 3, 2013 at 9:51 pm)catfish Wrote: Just smack yourself in the head for me, mmm'kay?

I have catfish ... you've made a LOT of us do that. Facepalms require it. Undecided
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#39
RE: Yahweh, the Devil, and Job
You seriously don't read anything I write?
Fuck jesus and fuck you. Undecided
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#40
RE: Yahweh, the Devil, and Job
The story of Job [according to NAB] is, "exquisite, dramatic, didactic poem". Writer unknown."

Personally, I don't like reading Job often. Although interesting, and entertaining its too dramatic even by OT standards.

The Lord would never put someone with Jobs' faith through such a trial. Never mind making a deal with the Devil.
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