Rendered mostly immobile on the sofa. I pinched a nerve in my back whilst in flagrante delicto with the rolling pin wielder. WTF? Is there a cutoff age where sex becomes unsafe due to decrepitness?


(At least she appears chipper for the sacrifice.)

(November 16, 2013 at 4:42 pm)Captain Colostomy Wrote: Rendered mostly immobile on the sofa. I pinched a nerve in my back whilst in flagrante delicto with the rolling pin wielder. WTF? Is there a cutoff age where sex becomes unsafe due to decrepitness?


(At least she appears chipper for the sacrifice.)

More sex will cure this. Injury from sex is a sign that you both are doin' it rite.

(November 16, 2013 at 4:12 pm)Deidre32 Wrote: Ooohhhhh....mixed meat kebab? Sounds divine. I haven't had a really delicious kebab in ages. I'm officially jealous.

I'm officially full, and there's still half of it left. Ah well; bugger the diet for a few days.

(November 16, 2013 at 5:01 pm)Deidre32 Wrote: More sex will cure this. Injury from sex is a sign that you both are doin' it rite.

As the old joke has it: Do you smoke after sex? No, but I do tend to steam a bit.

(Now I haz another jealous... )

(November 16, 2013 at 2:21 pm)Rahul Wrote: Just brought home and loaded 671 lbs of beef into the deep freeze in the garage. Had to throw out all the useless frozen stuff like vegetables.

Just no room for anything else in there right now.

Spoken like a true Texan. Well played sir.

(November 16, 2013 at 4:42 pm)Captain Colostomy Wrote: Rendered mostly immobile on the sofa. I pinched a nerve in my back whilst in flagrante delicto with the rolling pin wielder. WTF? Is there a cutoff age where sex becomes unsafe due to decrepitness?


(At least she appears chipper for the sacrifice.)

Fuck, you too? This getting old bullshit is for the birds.

(November 16, 2013 at 5:15 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:

(November 16, 2013 at 4:42 pm)Captain Colostomy Wrote: Rendered mostly immobile on the sofa. I pinched a nerve in my back whilst in flagrante delicto with the rolling pin wielder. WTF? Is there a cutoff age where sex becomes unsafe due to decrepitness?


(At least she appears chipper for the sacrifice.)

Fuck, you too? This getting old bullshit is for the birds.

Yes. It. Is.

More embarrassing, I had to have someone clean out my house gutters due to leaf build up. I would do it, but my knees sound like a busted ratchet. I'm 40...the guy on the roof? In his sixties. My ego is bruised...badly.

Thank goodness for nature's life support-beer. I'd be a goner without it.

(November 16, 2013 at 5:54 pm)Captain Colostomy Wrote:

(November 16, 2013 at 5:15 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Fuck, you too? This getting old bullshit is for the birds.

Yes. It. Is.

More embarrassing, I had to have someone clean out my house gutters due to leaf build up. I would do it, but my knees sound like a busted ratchet. I'm 40...the guy on the roof? In his sixties. My ego is bruised...badly.

But, he might not be getting laid.

Is this the thread where I should complain about my arthritic right thumb. Hurts like a mother fucker. The wife wants to know when I'll do something about it. Shit, I've been waiting it out for weeks. What more does she want from me?

(November 16, 2013 at 6:32 pm)whateverist Wrote: Is this the thread where I should complain about my arthritic right thumb. Hurts like a mother fucker. The wife wants to know when I'll do something about it. Shit, I've been waiting it out for weeks. What more does she want from me?

errr.... I guess she wants you to see a doctor and get medication... at least, for the pain...

I decided to come up to Malibu for the weekend to visit a friend. He's taking a nap and I'm preparing meat and asparagus for a BBQ on the beach in a little while.