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RE: Ok.... Explain this one?
November 19, 2013 at 5:06 pm
(November 19, 2013 at 10:24 am)ChadWooters Wrote: My dad was a private pilot. After a tornado we flew over the path. It went straight as an arrow for miles. Then it made a slight curve around a Lutheran church and continued straight for several miles more. I never thought of that as a coincidence.
In that case why do churches have lightning conductors?
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RE: Ok.... Explain this one?
November 19, 2013 at 5:12 pm
(November 19, 2013 at 5:06 pm)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: (November 19, 2013 at 10:24 am)ChadWooters Wrote: My dad was a private pilot. After a tornado we flew over the path. It went straight as an arrow for miles. Then it made a slight curve around a Lutheran church and continued straight for several miles more. I never thought of that as a coincidence.
In that case why do churches have lightning conductors?
Reminds of me when I went inside the bathroom of a Christian Scientist church and saw that they had soap. Christian Scientists deny the existence of germs so what's with the soap?
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RE: Ok.... Explain this one?
November 19, 2013 at 5:24 pm
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I'm reminded of the incident in 2003 when a storm was raging in the small town of Forest in Ohio. A preacher was giving a sermon, heard the storm and cried out "That's right, God! We hear you!"
Right on cue, the church was struck by lightning, which set the steeple on fire and caused twenty grand of damage.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Ok.... Explain this one?
November 19, 2013 at 5:25 pm
(November 18, 2013 at 6:00 am)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: (November 18, 2013 at 5:39 am)pocaracas Wrote: One has to wonder where is the power of god when all it can do is dodge a few houses, instead of squashing the tornado before it does any damage, or causes any casualty...
Also, great windows!! You can't hear a buzz of the high powered winds and destruction outside! , [sarcasm] Silly. The tornado is a judgement on America for allowing gay marriage and God is sparing his special little guys! He SENT the tornado. , [\sarcasm]
Sheesh, get with the program! It's Obama's fault!
I don't think so...There is an interesting coincidence that makes sense of gay marriage.
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RE: Ok.... Explain this one?
November 19, 2013 at 5:27 pm
(November 19, 2013 at 5:24 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I'm reminded of the incident in 2003 when a storm was raging in the small town of Forest in Ohio. A preacher was giving a sermon, heard the storm and cried out "That's right, God! We hear you!"
Right on cue, the church was struck by lightning, set the steeple on fire and caused twenty grand of damage. Yeah, God hates it when people talk over him. He will straight Fuck your shut UP.
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RE: Ok.... Explain this one?
November 19, 2013 at 5:35 pm
(November 19, 2013 at 11:09 am)Strongbad Wrote: There is a very obvious explanation for this! Through the power of prayer, the cameraman was able to command the Christian God to divert the tornado away from his house and family, smashing and killing other houses and families!
Am I right, mothertheresafuckingidiot?
No you are an ignoramus.
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RE: Ok.... Explain this one?
November 19, 2013 at 5:40 pm
(November 19, 2013 at 5:35 pm)ronedee Wrote: (November 19, 2013 at 11:09 am)Strongbad Wrote: There is a very obvious explanation for this! Through the power of prayer, the cameraman was able to command the Christian God to divert the tornado away from his house and family, smashing and killing other houses and families!
Am I right, mothertheresafuckingidiot?
No you are an ignoramus. No, I am sparticus
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November 19, 2013 at 5:45 pm
(November 18, 2013 at 3:32 pm)Ryantology Wrote: I think he's a pussy. No offense to actual pussies or my peers in possession of pussies.
Pictured: Not praying hard enough
Pictured: Obviously a town with no Christians
Pictured: Insufficiently Christian, I guess
I would love your personally delivered messages. Any of you, anytime.
Just IM me. I fly around the entire country...so I am very flexible.
We will see who the real pussies are.
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RE: Ok.... Explain this one?
November 19, 2013 at 5:53 pm
(November 19, 2013 at 5:40 pm)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: (November 19, 2013 at 5:35 pm)ronedee Wrote: No you are an ignoramus. No, I am sparticus
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RE: Ok.... Explain this one?
November 19, 2013 at 5:55 pm
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(November 19, 2013 at 5:53 pm)BadWriterSparty Wrote: (November 19, 2013 at 5:40 pm)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: No, I am sparticus
Spartacus*
Fuck you!  . You might be spartacus. I'm sparticus.
(November 19, 2013 at 5:45 pm)ronedee Wrote: (November 18, 2013 at 3:32 pm)Ryantology Wrote: I think he's a pussy. No offense to actual pussies or my peers in possession of pussies.
Pictured: Not praying hard enough
Pictured: Obviously a town with no Christians
Pictured: Insufficiently Christian, I guess
I would love your personally delivered messages. Any of you, anytime.
Just IM me. I fly around the entire country...so I am very flexible.
We will see who the real pussies are. Srsly?!
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Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
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