Why settle for just one sword?!


http://www.amazon.co.uk/Fellowship-weapo...ds=anduril
"Only" £220!

Bad ass! But look at this Zombie Apocalypse Machete! Only 20 bucks!




I was drunk one night looking at this site. Before I knew it, I had ordered a SOG tactical tomahawk. It's now mounted on the driver's side roll bar in my Jeep....lol.

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(November 25, 2013 at 1:21 pm)pocaracas Wrote:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Fellowship-weapo...ds=anduril

Where's Gimli's Axe???

(November 25, 2013 at 11:51 am)c172 Wrote: This....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXkymHrZyFo

NOOOOOO. NOT MANNHEIM STEAMROLLER. MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!

Tried to acquire some cinnamon flavored whisky, to no avail. So I'm drinking cinnamon flavored tequila liqueur instead.

Rented a small 23 foot sail boat at Long Beach, and sailed out into the Santa Barbara Channel for 6 hours by myself. There is no tranquility quite like holding a boat close hauled, listening to the whistling of moderate breeze through the sail and the shearing of water down the boat's side.

I spent the last week alcohol free, thanks to the mellow yellows the doc prescribed me. Thing is, I miss my first love, so I'm dissing the pills for a bottle of merlot. Gotta drink when I grill anyways...it's the law. And at 28° out, I'd hafta be drunk to wanna stand there to begin with.

I also would like to take this opportunity to thank my wife for going to work tonight. Without her absence I'd be browbeaten into remaining sober. Blah, blah, dangerous interactions my rosy red ass. Bitch.

Went to class today, stuck with a friend the entire time, couldn't go anywhere without thinking someone's following me. Hoping I'll feel normal again soon.

(November 25, 2013 at 1:18 pm)The Reality Salesman Wrote: Christmas shopping online, and getting distracted. I want Arogorn's sword...

only $180?? That's a steal!

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Don't you mean steel?

(November 25, 2013 at 6:11 pm)pineapplebunnybounce Wrote: Went to class today, stuck with a friend the entire time, couldn't go anywhere without thinking someone's following me. Hoping I'll feel normal again soon.

Did you get some pepper spray? Seriously, it helps with your empowerment a little. Keep it in your hand while you walk.

(November 25, 2013 at 6:17 pm)rexbeccarox Wrote:

(November 25, 2013 at 6:11 pm)pineapplebunnybounce Wrote: Went to class today, stuck with a friend the entire time, couldn't go anywhere without thinking someone's following me. Hoping I'll feel normal again soon.

Did you get some pepper spray? Seriously, it helps with your empowerment a little. Keep it in your hand while you walk.

It's illegal to carry one here. And I can buy animal spray but if I carry it around like I'm going to use it on a human (not being in forests, I guess?) it's illegal too.

Maybe I should go back to my self defence class.

Or maybe I should carry one anyway no one ever checks and if shit goes down I'd rather save my life now than worry about legal charges.