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Is Mexico under attack by Satan?
November 26, 2013 at 11:51 am
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-25032305
Quote:To some it may seem extraordinary, but priests say the country is under attack by Satan, and that more exorcists are needed to fight him.
This attack, they say, is showing itself in the gruesome drug-related violence, including human sacrifice, that has engulfed the country since 2006.
According to the latest official figures available, at least 70,000 people have died in this period, including gunmen, members of the security forces, and many innocent civilians.
Or, just maybe, it's because of the massive drug cartel wars that are going on. The cartel's, of course, have been around for ages, as has the violence and bloodshed that go along with them.
Or it could be Heisenberg...
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RE: Is Mexico under attack by Satan?
November 26, 2013 at 11:57 am
Quote:but priests say the country is under attack by Satan
Anyone dumb enough to believe priests deserves what they get.
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RE: Is Mexico under attack by Satan?
November 26, 2013 at 11:57 am
Dose this mean that some of my favorite brands of Mexican beer are infested with satan?
mmmmmm, Corona.
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RE: Is Mexico under attack by Satan?
November 26, 2013 at 12:02 pm
Mexico was mentioned! This calls for Ivy!
Mexico is under attack my corruption, drug cartels, and people not being able to afford "free" education, hence, ignorance.
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RE: Is Mexico under attack by Satan?
November 26, 2013 at 12:04 pm
(This post was last modified: November 26, 2013 at 12:04 pm by Kayenneh.)
And not to mention being mostly a catholic country. That has only worked out for one tiny "nation"..
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
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RE: Is Mexico under attack by Satan?
November 26, 2013 at 12:08 pm
Yes, Mexicans practically pee tiny popes and virgin Marys. You drive down a street and you will see houses with a giant virgin Mary painted on the front wall, a little altar in front of the door, you walk in and you will see rosaries hanging here and there, a saint for almost everything in life (a saint for weed, a saint for prostitution, a saint for luck, a saint for love, etc). If you are not catholic, you are a disgrace. Period.
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RE: Is Mexico under attack by Satan?
November 26, 2013 at 12:17 pm
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(November 26, 2013 at 11:57 am)Godlesspanther Wrote: Dose this mean that some of my favorite brands of Mexican beer are infested with satan?
mmmmmm, Corona.
I'd rather drink the water out of an unflushed Mexico City hotel room toilet after a syphilis ridden prostitute took a leak in it.
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RE: Is Mexico under attack by Satan?
November 26, 2013 at 3:52 pm
I saw the thread title and thought this was going to be in Humor.
John Adams Wrote:The Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion.
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RE: Is Mexico under attack by Satan?
November 26, 2013 at 4:09 pm
I prefer Negra Modelo para mi cerveza de Mexico!
Hasn't Satan infested the Entire World? He is the "Lord of this World" after all? The soul I took from you was not even missed!
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RE: Is Mexico under attack by Satan?
November 26, 2013 at 4:22 pm
(November 26, 2013 at 12:08 pm)Ivy Wrote: Yes, Mexicans practically pee tiny popes and virgin Marys. You drive down a street and you will see houses with a giant virgin Mary painted on the front wall, a little altar in front of the door, you walk in and you will see rosaries hanging here and there, a saint for almost everything in life (a saint for weed, a saint for prostitution, a saint for luck, a saint for love, etc). If you are not catholic, you are a disgrace. Period.
Yeah, I've spent almost a year in Mexico on and off in the last three years. It is a different level of religiousness that secular people in the United States have a difficult time even understanding. Shrines on every block, ostentatious churches in the middle of slums. Not to mention the way that these good Catholics think of women who aren't living up to the moral standard. I think the Catholic Church has set that country back 20 years at least.
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