(January 4, 2014 at 1:18 am)Belac Enrobso Wrote:

(January 4, 2014 at 1:14 am)Drich Wrote: Monkey man is a metaphor for evolved man this includes women. "The sons of Adam marry the daughters of man" or monkey man.

How did the sons of Adam mate with evolved man and not produce children with fatal genetic effects, or how were they able to produce offspring at all?

Magic

(January 4, 2014 at 2:32 pm)Drich Wrote:

(January 4, 2014 at 2:06 pm)Brakeman Wrote: Sez so in your "Big-Book-O-Crazy".

And don't act like you're not familiar with the verses and need them pointed out to you.

seriously i have no idea what your talking about. please point them out

Liar!

(January 4, 2014 at 5:27 pm)Belac Enrobso Wrote:

(January 4, 2014 at 1:51 am)Drich Wrote: What does evidence of two individual people living in a garden paradise for billions of years look like after 6000 or so years/Pre-history?

I have no earthly idea Drich, do you have evidence for this claim or not?

Oh, I do, it came in the way of a verbal tradition, (as said event happened prerecorded history) and then much later it was then written in the record of the Jews. However this may not be enough for you. If you want/need more then your going to have to define your search parameters.

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(January 4, 2014 at 9:34 pm)Ksa Wrote:

(January 4, 2014 at 1:38 am)Drich Wrote: As I pointed out in my original thread Adam and Eve were created from the beginning to reflect the evolutionary progress of man at the time of the fall/expulsion from the garden.

No this is against the teachings of the church, it is drich exaptation

Drich's Sabellianism never get old...AND the FATHER died for you. Lol.

Define "the Church"

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(January 4, 2014 at 11:19 pm)Brakeman Wrote:

(January 4, 2014 at 2:32 pm)Drich Wrote: seriously i have no idea what your talking about. please point them out

Liar!

I just reread genesis recently, and I do not see anything that says Eve was without gender.

Yeah uhhh Nora? I'm a girl and I was horrified methinks bigger warning is warranted next time mmmk?

*gags

(January 6, 2014 at 5:52 am)Bunny Wrote: Yeah uhhh Nora? I'm a girl and I was horrified :P methinks bigger warning is warranted next time mmmk?

*gags

What? That's nothing. I was in the shower once and suddenly got a sharp pain and felt a strong desire to push. I kinda squatted down and this nasty beast twice the size of the thing in the second pic dropped out of me. So I have no sympathy for your horror! I gave ample warning! :P

Quote:What does evidence of two individual people living in a garden paradise for billions of years look like after 6000 or so years/Pre-history?

Like a pile of shit cooked up by someone who is desperately struggling to make the real world appear compatible with the narrow scope of his deluded fantasies.

Why are you asking us what it looks like? This is your theory. Show me a garden being guarded by an angel with a flaming sword, for starters.

Altogether, Adam lived a total of 930 years, and then he died.

That's a little short of billions of years, by my count. Or, was Adam a functionally-dead automaton for billions of years until he brought upon himself the worst case of disproportionate retribution in human imagination?