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Dear God, Eve what have you done?
#31
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done?
(January 4, 2014 at 1:18 am)Belac Enrobso Wrote:
(January 4, 2014 at 1:14 am)Drich Wrote: Monkey man is a metaphor for evolved man this includes women. "The sons of Adam marry the daughters of man" or monkey man.

How did the sons of Adam mate with evolved man and not produce children with fatal genetic effects, or how were they able to produce offspring at all?

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#32
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done?
(January 4, 2014 at 2:32 pm)Drich Wrote:
(January 4, 2014 at 2:06 pm)Brakeman Wrote: Sez so in your "Big-Book-O-Crazy".

And don't act like you're not familiar with the verses and need them pointed out to you.
seriously i have no idea what your talking about. please point them out

Liar!
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#33
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done?
(January 4, 2014 at 5:27 pm)Belac Enrobso Wrote:
(January 4, 2014 at 1:51 am)Drich Wrote: What does evidence of two individual people living in a garden paradise for billions of years look like after 6000 or so years/Pre-history?

I have no earthly idea Drich, do you have evidence for this claim or not?

Oh, I do, it came in the way of a verbal tradition, (as said event happened prerecorded history) and then much later it was then written in the record of the Jews. However this may not be enough for you. If you want/need more then your going to have to define your search parameters.

(January 4, 2014 at 9:34 pm)Ksa Wrote:
(January 4, 2014 at 1:38 am)Drich Wrote: As I pointed out in my original thread Adam and Eve were created from the beginning to reflect the evolutionary progress of man at the time of the fall/expulsion from the garden.

No this is against the teachings of the church, it is drich exaptation Smile

Drich's Sabellianism never get old...AND the FATHER died for you. Lol.

Define "the Church"

(January 4, 2014 at 11:19 pm)Brakeman Wrote:
(January 4, 2014 at 2:32 pm)Drich Wrote: seriously i have no idea what your talking about. please point them out

Liar!

I just reread genesis recently, and I do not see anything that says Eve was without gender.
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#34
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done?
Fuck Eve. She is the reason all women suffer.

WARNING: Graphic images ahead!



Of course, Eve isn't the real reason. But I can totally understand why primitive people with limited intelligence and no understanding of biology would assume females are all being punished for something by a magical being.
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#35
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done?
Yeah uhhh Nora? I'm a girl and I was horrified Tongue methinks bigger warning is warranted next time mmmk?

*gags
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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#36
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done?
(January 4, 2014 at 2:32 pm)Drich Wrote: Go back and carfully read the Creation/evolution OP. it explains all of this.

http://atheistforums.org/thread-14190.html

Yep, and it does so without ever providing a shred of scientific evidence, nor a single biblical reference for what you're proposing, beyond a handwaving "there's nowhere in the bible where it says it didn't happen that way!"

Is it any wonder nobody takes you seriously? Rolleyes
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#37
Re: RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done?
(January 6, 2014 at 5:52 am)Bunny Wrote: Yeah uhhh Nora? I'm a girl and I was horrified :P methinks bigger warning is warranted next time mmmk?

*gags

What? That's nothing. I was in the shower once and suddenly got a sharp pain and felt a strong desire to push. I kinda squatted down and this nasty beast twice the size of the thing in the second pic dropped out of me. So I have no sympathy for your horror! I gave ample warning! :P
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#38
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done?
(January 6, 2014 at 5:57 am)Esquilax Wrote:
(January 4, 2014 at 2:32 pm)Drich Wrote: Go back and carfully read the Creation/evolution OP. it explains all of this.

http://atheistforums.org/thread-14190.html

Yep, and it does so without ever providing a shred of scientific evidence, nor a single biblical reference for what you're proposing, beyond a handwaving "there's nowhere in the bible where it says it didn't happen that way!"

Is it any wonder nobody takes you seriously? Rolleyes

What does evidence for two people living for millions if not billions of years and having died 6000 years ago look like?

If you don't know then how will you know what I can provide is evidence or not?

(January 6, 2014 at 7:01 am)NoraBrimstone Wrote:
(January 6, 2014 at 5:52 am)Bunny Wrote: Yeah uhhh Nora? I'm a girl and I was horrified Tongue methinks bigger warning is warranted next time mmmk?

*gags

What? That's nothing. I was in the shower once and suddenly got a sharp pain and felt a strong desire to push. I kinda squatted down and this nasty beast twice the size of the thing in the second pic dropped out of me. So I have no sympathy for your horror! I gave ample warning! Tongue
I thought that was blue berry pie filling.
Eeeew
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#39
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done?
(January 6, 2014 at 12:56 pm)Drich Wrote: What does evidence for two people living for millions if not billions of years and having died 6000 years ago look like?

It would look like any of these. Any of them at all, especially since you're proposing a genetically distinct branch of mankind that doesn't have commonalities with earlier ape species, one would see that reflected in the fossil record, would you not?

What I also find interesting is that you've essentially admitted that you have no evidence, and yet you believe this anyway, which makes it... just a bunch of stuff you made up! Thanks for admitting it. Wink

Quote:If you don't know then how will you know what I can provide is evidence or not?

I also asked for biblical references to it, beyond ad hoc "It doesn't say it didn't happen!" handwaving... which you also failed to even acknowledge I asked for. Rolleyes
"YOU take the hard look in the mirror. You are everything that is wrong with this world. The only thing important to you, is you." - ronedee

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#40
RE: Dear God, Eve what have you done?
Quote:What does evidence of two individual people living in a garden paradise for billions of years look like after 6000 or so years/Pre-history?

Like a pile of shit cooked up by someone who is desperately struggling to make the real world appear compatible with the narrow scope of his deluded fantasies.

Why are you asking us what it looks like? This is your theory. Show me a garden being guarded by an angel with a flaming sword, for starters.

Altogether, Adam lived a total of 930 years, and then he died.

That's a little short of billions of years, by my count. Or, was Adam a functionally-dead automaton for billions of years until he brought upon himself the worst case of disproportionate retribution in human imagination?
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