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Come to church, get a gun
#11
RE: Come to church, get a gun
Y'know, I'm just sitting here, waiting for the day I hear about one of those really stupid sounding accidental shootings happening at this church. When do you think it's gonna happen? 2 months? 3? I mean, you can't have idiocy and guns together that long without someone getting shot.
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"If you cling to something as the absolute truth and you are caught in it, when the truth comes in person to knock on your door you will refuse to let it in." ~ Siddhartha Gautama
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#12
RE: Come to church, get a gun
You're very late on this one, Tara.

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2012/02/...urch-dies/

Quote:AP) — Authorities say a Florida pastor’s daughter who was accidentally shot in the head in a church died Saturday at a hospital.

The Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office says 20-year-old Hannah Kelley was pronounced dead at about 10:20 a.m. Saturday at Bayfront Medical Center. An autopsy is pending.

Kelley had been hospitalized since Feb. 12, when she was struck in the head by a bullet at Grace Connection Church in St. Petersburg, where her father Tim Kelley is pastor.

Investigators have said Moises Zambrana was showing his gun in a small closet to another church member interested in buying a firearm. The St. Petersburg Times reports that the other church member, Dustin Bueller, was Hannah Kelley’s fiancee.
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#13
RE: Come to church, get a gun
(March 4, 2014 at 5:54 pm)TaraJo Wrote: That's the plan for a church in Kentucky. They're giving away guns at church to people who attend.

http://www.courier-journal.com/article/2...ck_check=1

So, who else can see some ways for this to go wrong for them? I sure can.

More people get killed at church than at schools.

I think it's safe to say that Christianity is not the religion of peace.
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#14
RE: Come to church, get a gun
I would use the gun to shoot the zombie when he comes back.
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#15
RE: Come to church, get a gun
(March 4, 2014 at 8:14 pm)KUSA Wrote: I would use the gun to shoot the zombie when he comes back.

Zombie movies are very religious. But the good guys always run out of ammo and get converted.
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#16
RE: Come to church, get a gun
(March 4, 2014 at 8:14 pm)KUSA Wrote: I would use the gun to shoot the zombie when he comes back.

I'd go to the church if a zombie apocalypse came along. I mean, brain eating zombies aren't going to have any reason to go there. :p
I live on facebook. Come see me there. http://www.facebook.com/tara.rizzatto

"If you cling to something as the absolute truth and you are caught in it, when the truth comes in person to knock on your door you will refuse to let it in." ~ Siddhartha Gautama
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#17
RE: Come to church, get a gun
(March 4, 2014 at 5:54 pm)TaraJo Wrote: That's the plan for a church in Kentucky. They're giving away guns at church to people who attend.

http://www.courier-journal.com/article/2...ck_check=1
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#18
RE: Come to church, get a gun
The zombie I was referring to was Jesus. He is the original Zombie.
He is a dumb zombie though. Instead of eating your flesh he makes you eat his.
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#19
RE: Come to church, get a gun
(March 4, 2014 at 11:08 pm)KUSA Wrote: The zombie I was referring to was Jesus. He is the original Zombie.
He is a dumb zombie though. Instead of eating your flesh he makes you eat his.

Technically, no....

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Of course, when I posted that on facebook, the response was this one....

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I live on facebook. Come see me there. http://www.facebook.com/tara.rizzatto

"If you cling to something as the absolute truth and you are caught in it, when the truth comes in person to knock on your door you will refuse to let it in." ~ Siddhartha Gautama
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#20
RE: Come to church, get a gun
I honestly cannot believe people can be so pathetic. "Jesus told me to love you, so therefore I have to shoot you, in order to save your soul, or before you can destroy the souls of others. Repent NOW!"

It's like giving a gun to a toddler. So unwise.
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