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Come to church, get a gun
#11
RE: Come to church, get a gun
Y'know, I'm just sitting here, waiting for the day I hear about one of those really stupid sounding accidental shootings happening at this church. When do you think it's gonna happen? 2 months? 3? I mean, you can't have idiocy and guns together that long without someone getting shot.
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#13
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#14
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I would use the gun to shoot the zombie when he comes back.
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#15
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(March 4, 2014 at 8:14 pm)KUSA Wrote: I would use the gun to shoot the zombie when he comes back.

Zombie movies are very religious. But the good guys always run out of ammo and get converted.
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#16
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(March 4, 2014 at 8:14 pm)KUSA Wrote: I would use the gun to shoot the zombie when he comes back.

I'd go to the church if a zombie apocalypse came along. I mean, brain eating zombies aren't going to have any reason to go there. :p
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#18
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The zombie I was referring to was Jesus. He is the original Zombie.
He is a dumb zombie though. Instead of eating your flesh he makes you eat his.
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#20
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I honestly cannot believe people can be so pathetic. "Jesus told me to love you, so therefore I have to shoot you, in order to save your soul, or before you can destroy the souls of others. Repent NOW!"

It's like giving a gun to a toddler. So unwise.
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