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you send yourselves to hell
#11
RE: you send yourselves to hell
I don't care if Hell will be on fire or not, because I'll have left my body with its nervous system behind, so I won't be feeling any pain.
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#12
RE: you send yourselves to hell
But spiritual pain is even worse than physical pain! You'll have to take our word on it, though, like everything else.
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10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#13
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Yet another Christian-free thread.
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#14
RE: you send yourselves to hell
Whenever I think of the concept of hell, I remember in the Bible the passage about "gnashing of teeth." lol I always thought that was such a weird image to think of about "hell."

People sitting around, surrounded by a blazing inferno, gnashing their teeth. 0..o
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#15
RE: you send yourselves to hell
Is sending one's self to hell like choosing to be born?
He who loves God cannot endeavour that God should love him in return - Baruch Spinoza
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#16
RE: you send yourselves to hell
Hmmm Thinking

Let's see now;

'Hell' is a fabrication of the Abrahamic religions ....
All other religions speak of 'The Underworld' (a sad and dismal place but nothing liken to this 'Hell')
So the only thing that the Abrahamic religions have to threaten others with is this concept of 'Hell' that they have
What nasty, horrible, self serving arseholes those who adhere to the Abrahamic religions are. Says more about them then it does about those they quite cheerfully condemn to this hell of theirs
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#17
RE: you send yourselves to hell
We joke about people choosing to have bad things happen, but in some cases people do take it seriously. Who hasn't heard people accusing women of choosing to get raped for not having enough of their bodies covered? Or because they're an adult, at a bar, having a few drinks?
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#18
RE: you send yourselves to hell
(March 11, 2014 at 2:14 pm)Bad Wolf Wrote: The video is right. I make a prediction that someone is going to make the whole 'you can't judge god as you would judge a human' argument
Well, god is super-powerful, like Larry Bird. So if he wanted, god would just squish you into a basketball shape, and be all like "through the rings of Saturn, off the moons of Jupiter, past the magnetic field of Earth..." *swish* "...nothin' but hell!"
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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#19
RE: you send yourselves to hell
(March 11, 2014 at 3:52 pm)Jovanian Teapot Wrote: Hold on you guys,
Is hell even a bad place? i understand that, according to many monotheistic religions, this hell is the place where non-believers go. Im going to assume that hell exists temporarily.

Imagine all the kick-ass intellectuals that are down there! In my opinion, i'd rather spend eternity with Einstein, Lennon, and Lucretius than with Billy Graham or Saint Augustine.

Plus, even if hell was on fire when they got there, I think that after sending so many brilliant scientists there, they'd figure out how to put the fire out.
In this way, Hell may be a Utopia. Lol
When bible-beaters threaten me with hell, this is all i can think of

I've always wondered this, too. Not to mention, the Bible describes a god with a pretty twisted value system, so how are we to know we wouldn't actually like hell? I mean, if someone is convinced that wearing blended fabrics, picking up sticks on a Sunday or making fun of a bald dude are all deserving of the death penalty, why would you want to spend eternity hanging with someone like that? Not to mention, can you imagine how much more of an asshole he's got to be in his own home?

Yeah, send me to hell. That's where the party is.
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#20
RE: you send yourselves to hell
(March 12, 2014 at 10:12 am)Tonus Wrote: Well, god is super-powerful, like Larry Bird. So if he wanted, god would just squish you into a basketball shape, and be all like "through the rings of Saturn, off the moons of Jupiter, past the magnetic field of Earth..." *swish* "...nothin' but hell!"

Props.
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