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How to convert an atheist
#51
RE: How to convert an atheist
If you want to convert an Atheist give Him a supermodel who will let herself get hosed in the ass as soon as he converts.
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#52
RE: How to convert an atheist
(March 17, 2014 at 5:48 pm)Thunder Cunt Wrote: If you want to convert an Atheist give Him a supermodel who will let herself get hosed in the ass as soon as he converts.

What if an atheist is not into that sort of stuff?
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#53
RE: How to convert an atheist
(March 17, 2014 at 7:42 pm)Shaykh al-Kabir Shair Abdulrab Wrote:
(March 17, 2014 at 5:48 pm)Thunder Cunt Wrote: If you want to convert an Atheist give Him a supermodel who will let herself get hosed in the ass as soon as he converts.

What if an atheist is not into that sort of stuff?

You mean like much of the atheist female population?

Thinking

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#54
How to convert an atheist
(March 17, 2014 at 4:28 pm)ChadWooters Wrote: Maybe if you former Christians didn't throw in the towel at the first sign of an intellectual challenge maybe you wouldn't be quick to follow like sheep the professional scoffers.

Do you have anything to add, or just your usual snide remarks from the peanut gallery with no support?

(March 17, 2014 at 5:37 pm)fr0d0 Wrote:
(March 17, 2014 at 5:15 pm)Beccs Wrote: THAT is a sheep!

Sadly the majority of people are sheep. Atheism is no free pass. A "Free thinking atheist" is a mythical creature. A meaningless cliché to get you hung by.

I'm seeing a pattern here. It's as if neither of you have anything to add, and have resorted to flinging insults.

Sad, really.

Also, you're a few hundred years late with the death threats. Sorry Sad
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#55
RE: How to convert an atheist
(March 17, 2014 at 7:44 pm)Beccs Wrote: You mean like much of the atheist female population?

Thinking

Well to be honest lets take it a step further since I do not care about any of that sex stuff.

What if the person is asexual like myself. Muslims have to use sex to get converts a lot. They get jannah where an unlimited amount of Huriyah to make them happy and orgasm for eternity.

What if sex does not work at all. Hell without the promise of an eternity of sodomizing young girls we would never even have to deal with Islam at all Big Grin. I find it surprising how sex is capable of curing all things for so many people.
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RE: How to convert an atheist
(March 17, 2014 at 5:37 pm)fr0d0 Wrote:
(March 17, 2014 at 5:15 pm)Beccs Wrote: THAT is a sheep!

Sadly the majority of people are sheep. Atheism is no free pass. A "Free thinking atheist" is a mythical creature. A meaningless cliché to get you hung by.

Yep. Atheists are committed just like Christians are.
We're committed to the evidence of reality.
You're committed to a book that was written a couple thousand years ago on account of some uneducated fishermen who didn't know where the Sun went for most of the day.

Sounds like we're equivalent.
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RE: How to convert an atheist
(March 17, 2014 at 10:03 pm)Bad Writer Wrote: Deleted.

Cybermen!

Confused Fall

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: How to convert an atheist
(March 17, 2014 at 10:35 pm)Beccs Wrote:
(March 17, 2014 at 10:03 pm)Bad Writer Wrote: Deleted.

Cybermen!

Confused Fall

Heh, I was trying to text something to my wife. I'm not sure how, but it ended up in a reply box in this thread. Before I realized it, I had already hit "Post Reply".

A prompt deletion was in order.
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