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Fred Phelps "on the edge of death"
#71
RE: Fred Phelps "on the edge of death"
Yeah - he's gone to meet fucking jesus....oh, wait. No he hasn't. He's just fucking dead.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/2014032...HQ100.html

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"Can you preach the Bible without preaching the hatred of God?" Phelps asked in a 2006 interview with The Associated Press. "The answer is absolutely not. And these preachers that muddle that and use that deliberately, ambiguously to prey on the follies and the fallacious notions of their people, that's a great sin."

Of course, one must admit that he was more honest than the other jesus-peddlers. Despicable, but honest.
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#72
RE: Fred Phelps "on the edge of death"
Now Freddy is with his Maker, the All Powerful FSM!

He is imbibing from the beer volcano. Many micro brews on tap! No waiting! And no, you can't get PBR. Don't even ask.

He is marveling at the stunning variety of strippers being produced in the stripper factory. Who knew Freddy had a taste for a three way with Asian ladymen?

He is in tune with the mysterious reason for why pirates are directly related to global warming.

He is with our Creator.

Ramen.
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#73
Fred Phelps "on the edge of death"
(March 17, 2014 at 2:13 pm)kılıç_mehmet Wrote: My condolances to the American people.

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(March 19, 2014 at 5:45 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote:
(March 17, 2014 at 9:22 pm)Brakeman Wrote: I hope he's buried at a public burial site so that homosexuals can "fornicate" over his grave as a practical joke.

I was thinking of using it as a urinal.

There should be a weekly rotating tradition of protesters drinking as much coffee, beer, and eating grilled asparagus and pulled pork at a barbecue near his grave site, and relieving themselves on his grave.

We can set up a website and have it broadcast worldwide. I'm thinking "Pissedatphelps.org"
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#74
RE: Fred Phelps "on the edge of death"
I think it should be called godhatesfred.com
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#75
RE: Fred Phelps "on the edge of death"
Quote:"Can you preach the Bible without preaching the hatred of God?" Phelps asked in a 2006 interview with The Associated Press. "The answer is absolutely not. And these preachers that muddle that and use that deliberately, ambiguously to prey on the follies and the fallacious notions of their people, that's a great sin."
I want people to remember this whenever someone tries to chastise others for not showing respect for the dead, or similar nonsense. Phelps built a media persona out of spitting in the faces of the bereaved. Fred, here's to hoping you decompose as fast as possible, so that you can finally make a positive contribution to the planet.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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#76
RE: Fred Phelps "on the edge of death"
Not going to celebrate, nor am I going to mourn.

Just glad this individual is off the planet.
Dying to live, living to die.
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#77
RE: Fred Phelps "on the edge of death"
(March 20, 2014 at 2:07 pm)Beccs Wrote: Not going to celebrate, nor am I going to mourn.

Just glad this individual is off the planet.

What she said.

Be interested to see what rises up in its place.
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
Sith code
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#78
RE: Fred Phelps "on the edge of death"
I want to know why he was excommunicated.

If there's a hell, this guy should be fucking burning the brightest and longest.
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#79
RE: Fred Phelps "on the edge of death"
lol, TMZ

Today's the day Fred Phelps discovers it was all for nothing.
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#80
RE: Fred Phelps "on the edge of death"
I think it's important to reflect that while Fred Phelps might be an extremist in our society, in the Middle East he would be a moderate.
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