I never masturbate. Someone told me it was sinful

Oh no wait, sorry. I meant I never fellate! I masturbate probably average of 3-5 times per week, often 2 or 3 times a day. I'm a chain wanker.

(March 21, 2014 at 6:18 pm)Deidre32 Wrote: Not all women are multi-orgasmic. Women are more prone to them than men, but that doesn't mean they MUST happen.

My guess is the one she has is seismic. Good for you!

She likes it and is completely overpowered by it, when it comes... if that's seismic, then so be it!

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Why is it that, if everyone does it, when you call someone a "wanker", you're somehow insulting him?

(March 21, 2014 at 1:31 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote:

(March 21, 2014 at 9:22 am)Thunder Cunt Wrote: I make fun of myself for it
The weirdest place I masturbated was the church pew of a catholic church

Was the priest watching? Or helping?

No priest in the Church at the time. lol
The closest thing I did to that during the mass was profusely rub up against the Church pew in front of me

(March 21, 2014 at 2:49 pm)futilethewinds Wrote:

(March 21, 2014 at 2:29 pm)KUSA Wrote: What I want to know is what websites do you all look at when you are rubbing one off?

That is a question for another thread, and I'm pretty sure it would have to go in Area 69.

I like the beautiful babes at met art

Fute, would u let a guy touch as long as he didnt enter? :p

(March 21, 2014 at 5:32 pm)Alex K Wrote: I may be doing it rong, but by god, how long does that take you, that it could noticeably interfere with you life's accomplishments???

I work all day, and I go to the gym for up to an hour after that. That leaves me 4, maybe 5 hours in which to do anything else on any given night. That 4-5 hours has to include commute home (and to gym and changing), making dinner, taking care of the dog, etc.

If I have alone time instead of sex, how long it takes depends on how I tease myself up and what I'm reading.

(March 21, 2014 at 10:46 pm)Thunder Cunt Wrote: Fute, would u let a guy touch as long as he didnt enter? :p

With his finger, sure.

With his penis, he can touch my hands or my feet if he's into that... and nowhere else. -_-

BTW, the non-Area 69 answer to KUSA's question is Pornhub, where I have to go to "categories" and click on "gay" and then suddenly it's a completely different Pornhub with completely different videos and playlists available from the main site. I go to the playlists and make it show the top rated playlists, and then I either watch a video or two in the one labeled "Military" or a specific one in the one labeled "Grab Bag" which features a "straight" dude being tied up and edged by a dude.

Before that, I would frequently go to TNAflix and click "storyline" and then watch videos that actually looked like they might have a storyline, or at least a theme. My favorite one was called "Monica and Evil," which was about a priest taking advantage of a chick (who is actually a porn star, and by "star," I mean she's been in at least two porn videos), and it's in Spanish and there are weird camera angles, and you can see people coming and going (no pun intended) from the church, and there is another thing I find weird that I don't think I can get away with describing outside of Area 69. Maybe if you look up the video you will figure out what I mean.

(March 22, 2014 at 12:19 am)futilethewinds Wrote:

(March 21, 2014 at 10:46 pm)Thunder Cunt Wrote: Fute, would u let a guy touch as long as he didnt enter? :p

With his finger, sure.

With his penis, he can touch my hands or my feet if he's into that... and nowhere else. -_-

BTW, the non-Area 69 answer to KUSA's question is Pornhub, where I have to go to "categories" and click on "gay" and then suddenly it's a completely different Pornhub with completely different videos and playlists available from the main site. I go to the playlists and make it show the top rated playlists, and then I either watch a video or two in the one labeled "Military" or a specific one in the one labeled "Grab Bag" which features a "straight" dude being tied up and edged by a dude.

Before that, I would frequently go to TNAflix and click "storyline" and then watch videos that actually looked like they might have a storyline, or at least a theme. My favorite one was called "Monica and Evil," which was about a priest taking advantage of a chick (who is actually a porn star, and by "star," I mean she's been in at least two porn videos), and it's in Spanish and there are weird camera angles, and you can see people coming and going (no pun intended) from the church, and there is another thing I find weird that I don't think I can get away with describing outside of Area 69. Maybe if you look up the video you will figure out what I mean.

Damn I wish I lived in alabama. I so wish I could bond with ...u know...hand and foot

**thunder cunt swoons** :p

I think if I got to know you in person, I would think you are a loveable, cute perverted creep with horribly disturbing fantasies. Not sure I would ever go home alone with you unless I already had you tied up.

Tie me up

I got my older sister to spray my penis with pepper spray once. It was worse than death. I asked 4 it and wanted it

Ur like me u like to think about women sex and talk about it nonstop . We're sick :p