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DESTROY NOAH'S ARK
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Jesus H Christ GC. I can't find a single sensible statement from you on this entire page. My dog has more understanding than you do.

Just claim magic and leave it at that - you are making so many mistakes in your assessment of how the flood might have happened it just ludicrous.
Kuusi palaa, ja on viimeinen kerta kun annan vaimoni laittaa jouluvalot!
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DESTROY NOAH'S ARK
He doesn't care. He believes he already has access to "the truth," so any of the childish BS he makes up to explain away problems is excusable.

I guarantee the only response he has to any of the above plant life is "Well, they just got the dates wrong, the earth isn't that old, that stuff is all just a conspiracy!"
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GC is as dumb as a bag of cunt hair..... but at least his non-existent god loves him. "God" loves them stupid.
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(March 27, 2014 at 3:36 pm)Rampant.A.I. Wrote: Here are 11 types of life which could not have survived a worldwide flood, with notable selections below. Note that seed reproduction would not be possible for many of them.

Quote:4. Mojave Yucca: 12,000 years old (Mojave Desert, California)

"The approximately 12,000-year-old creosote bush and Mojave yucca both have remarkable circular structures, pushing slowly outward from a central originating stem. New stems replace old ones, but they are all connected by the same clonal root structure."

6. Huon Pine: 10,500 years old (Mount Read, Tasmania)

"Fire destroyed much of this clonal colony of Huon Pines on Mount Read, Tasmania, but a substantial portion of it survived. The age of the colony was discovered by carbon dating ancient pollen found at the bottom of a nearby lakebed, which was genetically matched to the living colony."

7. Antarctic Moss: 5,500 years old (Elephant Island, Antarctica)



"This 5,500-year-old moss bank lives right around the corner from where the Shackleton Expedition was marooned 100 years ago on Elephant Island, Antarctica. It was a victory simply being able to locate it. These days it's easier to get to Antarctica from space."

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/5030282

The sea grass could have lived through the flood. It's funny there are no pictures of the plants she claims to be older than the flood and the rest are younger than the flood. I do not doubt the plants not pictured are real, I'm just curious as to why they are not pictured.

GC
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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Quote:The sea grass could have lived through the flood.

If there had been such a flood....but it takes a real dickhead to believe that.
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Mmm... DESTRUCTION = SEXY...

LOL. Wink
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(March 27, 2014 at 5:37 pm)Godschild Wrote: The sea grass could have lived through the flood.

Really.

A sea grass that lives in relatively warm, shallow salt water (Mediterranean Sea from 1-35 meters depth) could survive after being submerged in deeper, colder brackish water as well as silt / sedimentation?

You know this, how?

You do realize that the habitat ranges of sea life tends to be a lot narrower than "must live in water", do you not?
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God made underwater air bubbles for the plants and species that couldn't fit on the ark...mini firmaments, if you will. Big Grin
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(March 27, 2014 at 5:33 am)Godschild Wrote: @ Chas, I did define kinds, you should pay attention to what you read.

God doesn't do magic, He makes things possible with His power. Magic is for the childish such as yourself.

GC

Your 'definition' was incorrect.
"Kind were those which can not interbreed, that does not hold true with today's definition of species."

That definition lacks the necessity of producing fertile offspring.

Regardless, you completely underestimate even how many 'kinds' there would be.

And your descriptions of what your god can do are indistinguishable from magic.

mag·ic
ˈmajik/
noun
  1. the power of apparently influencing the course of events by using mysterious or supernatural forces.
Skepticism is not a position; it is an approach to claims.
Science is not a subject, but a method.
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(March 27, 2014 at 5:37 pm)Godschild Wrote:
(March 27, 2014 at 3:36 pm)Rampant.A.I. Wrote: Here are 11 types of life which could not have survived a worldwide flood, with notable selections below. Note that seed reproduction would not be possible for many of them.


http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/5030282

The sea grass could have lived through the flood. It's funny there are no pictures of the plants she claims to be older than the flood and the rest are younger than the flood. I do not doubt the plants not pictured are real, I'm just curious as to why they are not pictured.

GC

The sea grass *could* have been beamed up and saved by small orange asexual aliens from the planet Mockaplu, too, but that's also extremely unlikely.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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