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Dipshit Xtians Lose Their Minds Over "Noah"

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Dipshit Xtians Lose Their Minds Over "Noah"
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RE: Dipshit Xtians Lose Their Minds Over "Noah"
March 28, 2014 at 8:50 pm
I want to see a 900 year old guy get it up sans viagra.
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RE: Dipshit Xtians Lose Their Minds Over "Noah"
March 28, 2014 at 9:12 pm
(March 28, 2014 at 8:50 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I want to see a 900 year old guy get it up sans viagra.

I don't.
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: Dipshit Xtians Lose Their Minds Over "Noah"
March 28, 2014 at 10:21 pm
As Father Guido Sarducci would say...

Der'sa Noah way dat disa story isa da trut.
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RE: Dipshit Xtians Lose Their Minds Over "Noah"
March 28, 2014 at 11:35 pm
Dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: Dipshit Xtians Lose Their Minds Over "Noah"
March 28, 2014 at 11:51 pm
(March 28, 2014 at 8:50 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I want to see a 900 year old guy get it up sans viagra.

When was the last time anyone lived past age 120?
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RE: Dipshit Xtians Lose Their Minds Over "Noah"
March 29, 2014 at 12:03 am
It only seems to happen in fairy tales, doesn't it?
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RE: Dipshit Xtians Lose Their Minds Over "Noah"
March 29, 2014 at 12:52 am
I'm going to see the film tomorrow. I'm always on the lookout for quality entertainment where I can be assured there isn't a Christian around to fuck up the experience.

I find it highly amusing that the crowd responsible for transforming Gospel Jesus into American Jesus is suddenly distressed because of concern over Biblical accuracy.
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RE: Dipshit Xtians Lose Their Minds Over "Noah"
March 29, 2014 at 1:00 am (This post was last modified: March 29, 2014 at 1:04 am by *Deidre*.)
(March 29, 2014 at 12:52 am)Cato Wrote: I'm going to see the film tomorrow. I'm always on the lookout for quality entertainment where I can be assured there isn't a Christian around to fuck up the experience.

I find it highly amusing that the crowd responsible for transforming Gospel Jesus into American Jesus is suddenly distressed because of concern over Biblical accuracy.

lol exactly!!

Although not entirely surprising.
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RE: Dipshit Xtians Lose Their Minds Over "Noah"
March 29, 2014 at 1:34 am
What if it's just a big conspiracy by the jebus people to get atheists to go see it? Thinking
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: Dipshit Xtians Lose Their Minds Over "Noah"
March 29, 2014 at 1:40 am
(March 29, 2014 at 1:34 am)Luckie Wrote: What if it's just a big conspiracy by the jebus people to get atheists to go see it? Thinking

That would be a very stupid ploy. Over 90% of the movies I see are based on works of fiction. I never left a 'Star Wars' movie exclaiming "that shit's real".
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