(April 1, 2014 at 12:43 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: I've seen the light and accepted Jesus as my personal savior.

Praise the Lord!

Hey, you forgot to kudos this one, Rev.

At this point Revy is just piously peacocking to impress the man upstairs, because if he truly cared about our souls, he'd give us something to sink our teeth into. This whole vapid display is nothing more than an egotistical, self-serving charade.

Apparently, when you get to the pearly gates, they check to see how much brown you have on your nose.

OMG! I've been an atheist all my life and now I am a Christian! Thank you Rev777 *rolls eyes*

(March 31, 2014 at 10:33 pm)Revelation777 Wrote:

(March 31, 2014 at 6:12 am)tor Wrote: It's funny how religion says god is not forcing you to do anything yet gives only 2 options one of which is torture.

If there is a fire in the building and I yell to you to escape through the emergency fire exit and you don't, would it be my fault?

Yes, if you were the one that built the building then set it on fire.

Fuck man, you idiots and your stupid, incorrect analogies.

(April 1, 2014 at 5:02 am)Fidel_Castronaut Wrote: Yes, if you were the one that built the building then set it on fire.

Fuck man, you idiots and your stupid, incorrect analogies.

Debating with fundamentalist Christians is like being a pubic hair on a toilet seat, sooner or later you are bound to get pissed off.

MM

Help! I was only born once, and now my mother is dead so I can't do it again. Though, I'm 99.9% certain I wouldn't fit back in there now even if she still existed. What should I do?

(April 1, 2014 at 6:28 am)NoraBrimstone Wrote: Help! I was only born once, and now my mother is dead so I can't do it again. Though, I'm 99.9% certain I wouldn't fit back in there now even if she still existed. What should I do?

Get some douche to dip you in a vat of water, that'll usually do to get you saved and shit.

(March 31, 2014 at 10:33 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: "To the Lord a thousand years is as a day"

So he's only two days late? Yeah, that doesn't sound as bad. But I have bad news for you. If god is eternal, then not only are a thousand years as a day, so are a million. And a billion. Which means that "soon" could mean that Jesus will return just a few moments before the last flicker of energy burns out of the universe... in about five trillion years. Which means that this:

Quote:He will keep His promise.

...is fairly meaningless. Our mental wiring is such that it's natural to be convinced that the greatest events in human history will coincidentally occur during our watch; it's safe to assume that most Christians have expected the end to come during their lifetimes, and continue to expect this today.

My prediction? Jesus won't be returning during your lifetime.

(March 31, 2014 at 10:33 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: He lovingly laid down His life for lost sinners.

No he didn't. He came ONLY for the lost sheep of Israel. He only died for his people. Not you, not me... just the Jews. He said so himself. He said that it was not good to throw the children's bread to the dogs. You have reimagined Jesus into your own personal God but he isn't. He would have considered you a dog and not worthy of his bread. He was there to be messiah of Israel... and he failed miserably at that task.

He also said that his generation will not pass until all he promised was done. That generation is LONG gone and his promises still not fulfilled. So he was a liar as well as a failure.

(April 1, 2014 at 1:17 am)Bad Writer Wrote:

(April 1, 2014 at 12:43 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: I've seen the light and accepted Jesus as my personal savior.

Praise the Lord!

Hey, you forgot to kudos this one, Rev.

If this is true then I am filled with joy.